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@darwinism13 Given that your two comments were four minutes apart and the video is five minutes, clearly you didn't hate it enough to turn it off.

@kallgoren well over half the time, and on a few occasions was actually more than +/-50 cents off--meaning she was past the halfway point between the note she was trying to hit and the next note. She also has an odd upward drift on notes sustained 3 or more beats. Singers with solid pitch recogni...

@sPaRtAnTYTY85 Or, in your case, infinitely more pussy, as numbers cannot be divided by zero.

@THExIRONxMIDGET I've only seen it on Adult Swim, so I'm still not convinced it isn't. They're masters of elaborate pranks.

@UKToneKing He's not swallowing. He's holding back drunken vurps.

@OnlyTheEtc 0:01

Other shit way cooler than the lyrics start here.

@painlessissuicide Yet they still allow Nickelback videos to be posted.

@didintei Best cover ever.... Meaning better than EWF's Got To Get You Into My Life, Hendrix's All Along The Watchtower, Cash's Hurt, Buckley's Hallelujah, Soft Cell's Tainted Love, Coltrane's My Favorite Things, Aretha's Respect, Elton's Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, Janis's Piece Of My Heart, ...

@thatmanwiththetoilet @TheNeonShock Simon & Garfunkel made some pretty well known references to hookers and weed in their songs.

@boolengleng Wolves and elk lived harmoniously the way fat kids and cake live harmoniously. There's nothing inherently wrong with that, but "harmoniously" is generally a word that should be reserved for things that are.... uhhh.... harmonious.

It's 2009. Anybody still rocking a mullet deserves to get their face bitten off by a wild animal.

@MrCandleBurner Not at all. The feedbacker function works like the octave on the OC-2--it's basically a synthesizer that generates its note off of pitch recognition. The synth is voiced more like an overdriven guitar though, so if you play it cleaner, the sustained note won't blend as well.

@GaragebandandBeyond So your mother sounds right?

@brainboob Vagina. That's what.

@frodho685 Yeah, because what this song really needs is to have somebody warble it off key. Why do you hate music?

@HammondB200 Are you familiar with the term "blues lawyer"?

@Ilikevids84 No problem. That Israel/Gungor video on your page is awesome.

Thumbs up if you think Evelyn Glennie found this video more helpful than you did.

@LoganSnake Or maybe this is like the episode of Seinfeld where George buys Jon Voight's car.

Would have rather heard the NI against the Bosendorfer or Steinway, but even on Ivory's lesser instrument, it's not hard to hear who's the winner. The NI sounds artificial and not particularly dynamic.

This was exactly the test I needed to hear to determine where my money is headed.

@bethegoalie So does your spelling.

@lzoega94 The better advice would be to skip to 4:30.

I don't know if he was attempting some sort of reharmonization or if he was just getting the order of the chords mixed up, but either way it didn't work. He shouldn't be trying to play piano for himself anyway.... He's not very good at it.

@NCDMM Sorry, I lied to you.... the original is Em / Bm7 / | Bm7 / Am7 C |.

@MichaelJackson199 You, sir, are a goddamn genius.

@SilverTounge85 Hey man, I didn't say it was okay. I just said it was true.

@flipadiddle Ha.... I have zero recollection of writing that. Yeah, it's definitely a go-go beat. I must have been drinking.

Still am, actually.

@MooPotPie Yeah, 'cuz us white guys never get hardons.

btw, if you don't like black people, how did you get to this video in the first place?

As a rule I'm morally opposed to dubstep, but conceptually speaking, this is badass.

@MaGiCpEnGu1n He doesn't need to. Clearly he's already a pantload.

That's the most god awful thing I've ever heard. You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.

@theremin137 The reason for this is that the two pedals operate in very different ways. The Harmonist produces a modification of the original waveform, whereas the Octave/Super Octave pedals identify the pitch and produce a note one and/or two octaves lower using a very simple synthesizer. For ce...

@batvette No, that's called great sight reading. If we accept your definition, then, by consequence, Ray Charles sucks.

@GeminiiProductions Sometimes free is still too expensive.

@soniahedgehog12 OMG.... An actual real life Musically Oblivious 8th Grader. I thought it was just a funny meme.

Buckley's cover is a cover of a cover--he reworked John Cale's cover. That makes this a cover of a cover of a cover.

But it's pretty good, and instrumentally he's doing something other than the 12/8 arpeggios everyone else does.

Cum on feel the tuner.

@MaurizioM93 Don't need to. Perfect pitch. Also smart enough to know, however, that, even with perfect pitch, it's a good goddamn idea to use a tuner before I play in public.

Think ya made the music goddamn loud enough, fuckstick?