cris004u's Channel

0 subscribers

177 video views

7:16

9 hours ago

Maury: Wildest Teens of 2007 - Pt 4 - 14 y/o Autumn Curtis

Featuring an update on Autumn Curtis, the 14 year-old carjacker who bragged about drinking vodka, getting drunk, and beating up innocent children. ...

therazorsedge28 • 102,373 views

cris004u commented:

I know so many fathers that would beat the shit out of kids like that.
2:02

1 day ago

Sh*t 90's Kids Say - PART II

Subscribe for new videos every week!

Click here and "Like" us on Facebook!: http://www.facebook.com/pag...

STLAProductions • 18,407 views

cris004u commented:

Holy fuck, you did the clock thing too?! I miss Molly and the big comfy couch D:
2:57

1 day ago

Sh**t Gangsters Should Not Say!

JUStforFUN418 • 87,779 views

cris004u liked
2:02

1 day ago

Sh*t Straight Girls Say to Lesbians

This is sh*t straight girls say to lesbians

by: Natty and Ashley

Twitter: @ashleyyielding @babynatty911

Tumblr: ashleyyielding.tumblr.com nat...

thisisashley21 • 125,212 views

cris004u commented:

Oh my god, what kind of ignorant FUCK doesn't understand the concept of SEX between two girls? Really? You need a dick? Dear god, you must know some stupid people.
9:52

1 day ago

Why I dislike iJustine aka iWhore

As I say, this is my opinion. I know the fans will jump on me for this, but I don't care. I am allowed to speak my mind about anything- it's NOT cy...

UchihaHelena • 13,734 views

cris004u commented:

@Pedofied In this day and age, yes.
5:23

1 day ago

DUBSTEP CAT - Ray William Johnson Video

MUSIC VIDEO!! http://www.youtube.com/watc...

MY TWITTER: https://twitter.com/RayWJ

MY FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/ray......

RayWilliamJohnson • 1,094,724 views

cris004u commented:

Trolling ray by not subscribing but watching every video. Floats my fucking gay cruise ship.
5:50

2 days ago

What Hipsters Say, and What They Really Mean

I like hipsters. I think they are great, funny, and intelligent. This is truly just a joke. I myself am a bit of a hipster.

indiasullivan • 269,618 views

cris004u liked
3:03

2 days ago

Things Skinny Girls Say to Fat Girls

This is a parody video, however all these lines are very real lines said to fat girls. Written by a fat activist, performed by a fat activist*.

*W...

kitsunesumi • 65,770 views

cris004u commented:

It's more, "What Passive-Aggressive Girls Say to Other Girls, in semi-bad quality." You'd have no idea how many times girls are like, OMG You have boobs! To which I want to slap them -_-
2:06

2 days ago

Sh*t 90's Kids Say - THE ORIGINAL!!!

This is the kind of shit we 90's kids say.

Subscribe to our YouTube Channel!

"Like" us on Facebook for updates and the newest videos!

http://www.f...

STLAProductions • 449,831 views

cris004u liked
10:00

1 week ago

Quit the Klan p2 - Jerry Springer

This is the second part of the "Quit the Klan" episode of the Jerry Springer show. Daniel Carver and other Klan members join Gordon Parks on stage.

myteewhytee • 332,897 views

cris004u commented:

@Framedmact Not when they're on Jerry xD
3:51

1 week ago

GIRLS WHO WANNA BE FLAWLESS

Stop trying to look perfect please.

Intro music composed/produced by Lucas Daniel

http://www.facebook.com/lus...

ItsKingsleyBitch • 822,003 views

cris004u liked
5:43

2 weeks ago

the maury show i should be dead but i'm a miacle survivor

Woman Who was Shot In The Face by a killer and survive she came on the the maury show to tell her story

OMARDIAZ1977 • 30,724 views

cris004u commented:

I hate how videos like this spark the religious debate. Can't we be happy for this women who miraculously survived AND for her child, who has a mother strong enough to support her even after being shot in the face?!
7:36

2 weeks ago

the maury show a young girl with a facial disfigurement

r&b singer tweet make a very special appearance just for her

OMARDIAZ1977 • 45,116 views

cris004u commented:

This was positively lovely. After seeing countless hours of out of control teens and who's the father, it's refreshing to see a kid with, not only a heart-breakingly sweet smile, but a good heart. <3
6:31

2 weeks ago

Out of control teen Whitney

fffffff

FMJLawrence • 32,628 views

cris004u commented:

@thatanon That's the trademark accent of girls who think "they grown". It's one of the most irritating things to ever hear, especially if you're in close proximity of them. Yeech.
10:12

2 weeks ago

Maury Show: Teenage girl tests 5 guys for two kids

An 18 year old has two kids and doesn't know who the father is. She says there could actually be more than 10 possibilities. I was very shocked a...

Tanman356 • 362,769 views

cris004u commented:

I would destroy any woman who thinks they can take my children from me.
3:43

2 weeks ago

Rette mich - Tokio Hotel - (The beautiful album version!)

(With greman & english lyrics) When Bill sang this, he was only 14 years old and his voice was as fragile and beautiful as ice. I cried when I firs...

TheSymphonia • 28,065 views

cris004u commented:

^_^ I've been looking for this version! Dear gosh, his voice is so sweet <3
2:33

3 weeks ago

Shit Girlfriends Say

Shit your annoying girlfriend says.

Starring @KelseyDarragh

Director/DP @Addison_Neville

AD @GlimpseOfDreams

Producer @LaceyKeaneNY

Lighting/Sound...

ShitGirlfriendsSay • 3,109,594 views

cris004u commented:

xD Oh lord.
2:33

3 weeks ago

Shit Chicagoans Say

OUTTAKES

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

STARRING

Robert Bacon - https://twitter.com/#!/tast...

Marie Maloney - https://twitter.c...

ChicagoBacon • 792,113 views

cris004u commented:

...YOU'RE obviously from Skokie.
2:12

3 weeks ago

Master Chief vs Leonidas. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2.

download this song: http://bit.ly/ERB17

click to tweet this vid-ee-oh! http://clicktotweet.com/vCJ_8

This. Is. Merchandise: http://bit.ly/ERBMerch...

ERB • 12,877,295 views

cris004u commented:

@dhhjhdnfbgfgfbg You misspelled, "Right"
0:29

3 weeks ago

I OWN NOOBS.

I own every noob in the world cause i am so leet

Leability • 316,252 views

cris004u commented:

@lacylooable I would thumbs up, but I've come to associate the term "gamer girl" with negative bullshit like this.
3:26

1 month ago

Mike Posner - Looks Like Sex

SKY HIGH

The new album coming Spring 2012

Music video by Mike Posner performing Looks Like Sex. (C) 2011 RCA Records, a division of Sony Music En...

MikePosnerVEVO • 2,156,074 views

cris004u commented:

If I heard this anywhere else, I would've thought he was a chick.
3:27

1 month ago

SHE LOOKS LIKE SEX [REMIX] feat. Mike Posner - (Your Favorite Martian music video)

DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://www.smarturl.it/look...

CHECK OUT THE ORIGINAL VIDEO BY MIKE POSNER: http://www.youtube.com/watc......

Yourfavoritemartian • 3,541,411 views

cris004u commented:

Funniest thing, I saw the guest singer and thought it was Justin Timberlake. Then, I saw the original and was glad it wasn't.
3:57

1 month ago

Xandria - Ravenheart

Music video by Xandria performing Ravenheart. (C) 2004 Drakkar

XandriaVEVO • 172,446 views

cris004u commented:

I love the sound, but it's not my full cup of tea. Still. Very nice.
1:46

1 month ago

Mario Bros vs Wright Bros. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2

cris004u subscribed to ERB
5:52

1 month ago

How to Define the Outer V

Link to the article:

http://www.makeupgeek.com/t...

MakeupGeekTV • 293,990 views

cris004u favorited
8:20

1 month ago

Eyeshadow Basics: How to use Eyeshadow Duos, Trios, Quads, etc.

I hope this is helpful for some of you beginners!

In this video I talk to you about the basic principles of applying eyeshadow color, and help with...

rocksterize • 1,120 views

cris004u commented:

^_^ Not only was this really helpful, but you're really fun to watch :)
4:01

1 month ago

The Crimson By Atreyu Lyrics ((real))

The Crimson By Atreyu Lyrics ((real))

teh0theif • 152,076 views

cris004u commented:

@inuyasha0xpk There was apparently some type of comment war about the song being about murder or vampires, and somewhere along the line, an idiot came along and mentioned twilight. That's all I saw, and all I needed to know. Atreyu =/= Twilight. Ever.
4:08

1 month ago

Tokio Hotel-Spring Nicht official video with lyrics

LyricsTokio • 16,163 views

cris004u commented:

Considering I've only seen the Vevo bullshit edit until now, that ending... Oh god, that ending destroyed me.
3:33

1 month ago

Atreyu - Bleeding is a Luxury (with lyrics)

Atreyu new album download:

http://www.evoluciontermina...

Lyrics:

I've talked the talk, I've walked the walk

It's taken ten fucking ye...

bugboy5240 • 212,096 views

cris004u commented:

I honestly don't compare albums. I like Atreyu. Some things aren't as good as others, but Atreyu. I love <3
5:01

1 month ago

OutKast - Ms. Jackson

Music video by OutKast performing Ms. Jackson. (C) 2000 LaFace Records LLC

OutKastVaultVEVO • 6,931,313 views

cris004u commented:

Those animals. Always get me ^_^
3:38

1 month ago

OVEREXPOSED 2011 [No. 7]

Original video: http://www.youtube.com/watc...

YOU VOTED FOR THE MOST OVEREXPOSED PEOPLE, MOVIES, SONGS, AND MORE OF 2011

THE RESULTS...

ItsKingsleyBitch • 729,415 views

cris004u commented:

...I've never heard this song in my life.
4:02

1 month ago

OVEREXPOSED 2011 [No. 8]

Original video: http://www.youtube.com/watc...

YOU VOTED FOR THE MOST OVEREXPOSED PEOPLE, MOVIES, SONGS, AND MORE OF 2011

THE RESULTS...

ItsKingsleyBitch • 604,042 views

cris004u commented:

Oh god... I died xDD
3:55

1 month ago

The Unofficial Smithers Love Song - (Your Favorite Martian music video)

DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/HeyMrBurns

**NOTE** Yes, that familiar progression you're hearing is Pachelbel's Canon played in E. It's comm...

Yourfavoritemartian • 11,242,508 views

cris004u commented:

@EternalDraven Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.
3:52

1 month ago

SHITTY G - (Your Favorite Martian music video)

**NOTE** This song has NOTHING to do with people from Tennessee, nor people from the south, nor white people as a whole. It's making fun of one FIC...

Yourfavoritemartian • 3,585,951 views

cris004u commented:

@SDTVLover100

Zombie Love Song
5:13

1 month ago

BIG HOOTERS - Ray William Johnson Video

THANK YOU FOR SUBSCRIBING TO MY VIDEOS! :)

MY FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/ray...

MY TWITTER: https://twitter.com/RayWJ

MY PER...

RayWilliamJohnson • 6,168,344 views

cris004u commented:

I want to go back in time and make sure I stop myself from getting the arrow in my knee, but since I still have it there, I didn't get what I wanted for Christmas :( Is it because I'm poor, Santa?
8:53

1 month ago

Assassin's Creed 2 - Tomb Guide: San Marco's Secret 4/5

Amunet's tomb. More Assassin's Creed 2 videos on my channel.

Assassin's Tombs Guide - Find the seals, unlock Altair's Armor

San Marco's Secret / B...

zwoooooosh • 878,378 views

cris004u commented:

That last part was irritating. Incredibly. Irritating.
3:19

2 months ago

Sweeney Todd - Epiphany

LYRICS:

Todd: No I had him!

His throat was there beneath my hand.

I had swear I had him!

His throat was there and now he'll never come again.

Mr...

VampirLady1112 • 46,932 views

cris004u commented:

"...Well that's all right and dandy, but what're we going to do about him?"
2:11

2 months ago

Mr T vs Mr Rogers. Epic Rap Battles of History #13

Download this song: http://bit.ly/ERB13iTunes

Click to Tweet this Vid-ee-oh! http://clicktotweet.com/XMzKq

Autographed Poster of this Battle: http:...

nicepeter • 22,462,502 views

cris004u commented:

MCFEELY WITH A BAT, BITCH! XDDD
2:28

2 months ago

Atreyu-Bleeding Mascara (Lyrics)

Artist: Atreyu

Song: Bleeding Mascara

Album: The Curse

WITH LYRICS

All music in this video is property of Atreyu and Victory Records.

CyberNacho47 • 884,012 views

cris004u commented:

@MetalsTheFkingSh1t

:) Pokemon rocks.
1:54:24

2 months ago

Super Mario 64 120 star Speedrun 1:49:06 (1:48:06 in SDA timing) by Siglemic

http://www.twitch.tv/siglemic (Sig's livestream, live every day)

This run is old. 1:47:10 by the same runner here: http://www.youtube.com/watc......

SilentSlayers • 289,600 views

cris004u commented:

That cake was a fucking lie.
3:57

2 months ago

Tokio Hotel - Spring nicht

Music video by Tokio Hotel performing Spring nicht. (C) 2007 Hoffmann, Benzner, Roth & Jost GbR under exclusive license to Universal Music Domestic...

TokioHotelVEVO • 769,215 views

cris004u commented:

@crazybeanable

Right?! Oh god, it's helping so much xD
3:17

2 months ago

The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far, Kid

Music video by The Offspring performing You're Gonna Go Far, Kid. (C) 2008 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

OffspringVEVO • 14,077,322 views

cris004u commented:

TO ALL THE GUYS REFERENCING MLP, Can you tell me what you think is appealing about it? You know, from the "brony" perspective?
15:29

2 months ago

Let's Play Kaizo Mario 64 - Part 28: Disillusionus Maximus

The disillusionment charm from Harry Potter doesn't seem to have an incantation (at least not stated anywhere in the canon), so we'll just go with ...

BikdipOnABus • 14,310 views

cris004u commented:

^_^ I do believe your method to to prove your point was indeed, successful.
15:28

2 months ago

Let's Play Kaizo Mario 64 - Part 24: A Clockwork ... Door Hinge

Nothing rhymes with orange, so PUN FAIL!

God, this level. I'm sure you can understand why I decided to do it all in one go and offscreen the revis...

BikdipOnABus • 13,849 views

cris004u commented:

I hate the clock. Regular Super mario or Kaiza. It's really just a kick in the balls of sanity.
15:30

2 months ago

Let's Play Kaizo Mario 64 - Part 22: Whiny-Stooge Island

Titles don't have to make sense.

Wow, I've been really lazy with them lately. I should probably stop that.

BikdipOnABus • 14,404 views

cris004u commented:

That goddamn fish haunts my dreams.
14:59

2 months ago

Let's Play Kaizo Mario 64 - Part 21: Druggy Yoshi Fish

I don't even know what to say about this one, it's just so bad.

Sorry that the audio levels are less than stellar here. We did a volume test and i...

BikdipOnABus • 17,111 views

cris004u commented:

That. Was redonkulous.
15:28

2 months ago

Let's Play Kaizo Mario 64 - Part 18: The Most Retarded Quest Ever

I don't have to be clever with the title. OmegaEdge put no effort into showing where the secrets in this level are, so I don't have to put in any e...

BikdipOnABus • 14,131 views

cris004u commented:

Wow. I'm pretty sure the use of a keyboard instead of a controller makes you even more boss. Considering I would never try this UNLESS I had a controller says a lot about my skill ^_^; (I'm too used to controllers to be... coherent on a keyboard)

About cris004u's channel

Created by

cris004u

Latest Activity

Feb 22, 2012

Date Joined

Mar 24, 2011

Age

Country

United States

less