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...*collective gasp of exaggeration from all of us*...you don't drink coffee?! *voldy twitches like a mawd man*...*bella held his hand to keep him a bay*..take it easy mah lowrd...*held mah hand aloft*..lemme handle zis...*i then glanced at chu*...wotta d'yah mean yah don't drink coffee...its a bawd ass drink...nawt to mention da fact that its wut ' DEs usually drink...! well asides from ENGLISH tea zat is...*went to the cash registry, ordered 4 coffee drinks and hands yours to yah*...DRINK..*we all slammed our hands in za table top daring you to drink your cup*..DRINK DRINK DRINK.. XD

(( *pats yah at ze shoulder before throwing a PokeBall at chu*...GryffinDawg i choose you...! XD
*flicks a scooby snack right at yah*..its aw'right no need for apologies...i knew ze ways of da holiday buzzle are...thus, i can dare say zat i share da same sympathy wit chu, mah frend....*huggles mah santa babeh cap*...lawl :D
>> i think the only thang that made meh quite cheery zis holiday season was the fact that i haven't GAWT NO WORK for a week...! YaY...! sadly though--nowadays, am back on ze same ol' same ol' routine...*sticks mah tongue at chu*...*sighs*...))

....heyzt dude...wanna go do somethin' random? or just speak freely about merely anythin' ....*shrugs*...gaah, i forgawt to tell yah...i would've invited yah to a game of Hobo Or Aging Rockstar...the mechanics were simple---you oughtta guess which is which on mah BG...an' zats it...you'll get to win a week old socks afterwards...easy breezy isn't it? lawl :D

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> ...apfft...right from a gryffin's point of view...who doesn't know EVIL until they met meh...apppsssshhhhhtttt....lol­:P
>> i have paid the bill before...its down to yah and Emjay, Bella...*the dark lord insists and Bella nods in assent*...*Bellatrix and I engaged to a rock,paper scissors duel as she lost on meh*....ha! you pay..! *chuckles darkly as i glanced at yah*...so, what're you havin'...*voldy raised his claw like fingah*..i'mma have a grande latte..! *all eyes then set on yah*...

...*shoosh you away*...*frowns as you remained perfectly still on your grounds like a petulant child*...FFFFIIIIINE...! *hissed begrudgingly at yah*....just don't ruin mah swaggah, gryffin...*slow mo hair flip*...*burst open the HeadMastah's ofc and i lunged on the flooring, rolled around and quickly rose to mah feet*...*points mah wand at Dumby's bedding*...aha! i gawt yah now ol' dude...*taps him*...tag..! *Dumby rose in a startled expression*...No fair Emjay! i was asleep...! *the headmaster actually pouted as he crossed his arms*....XD

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>> ...*Voldy glanced a knowing look at meh and then towards Bella*....*he tips his head back in a laugh*..we'll see soon enough if you are indeed EVIL enough...*we took exchanging high-fives*....gawds aren't we soo bawd ass eh...*Voldy giggled between guffaws*...*bella almost choked to a twitch due to excitement*...* i waved a hand*...rule of being EVIL #1 buck beak---you ought to drink coffee...'coz caffeine makes yah HIGH...*nudges Bellatrix*...*she then nodded*...*we finally reached our destination within starbucks and took our seats*...so, d'you have muggle currency? *all eyes turned on you*...

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> ..*my eyes went a wide at your audacious feat of having to advise meh of my supposed actions*....*pries your nitty gritty grimy fingers off mah person as you took a step back*...*scoffs at your markings*...that is simply barbaric of you, gryffin....i wouldn't have thought you as one...*dusts off mahself as if i were contaminated of your lioness fleas*...pft...*straightens out the folds of mah robes as i glared at yah*....do not assume that you know the way of being WICKED...*sneers at you*...if anyone knows of true EVIL then that's meh aw'right...! *throws you some tampons, feminine pads and adult diapers before scrambling on mah feet and retreating*....
>> ...*held up both mah hands as if conceding*...hey there, hold your hooves down gryffin...i was merely stating how fluffy and furry yah are..and i thought i find it CUTE....but if you know NOT to appreciate a compliment then i'mma say that you're FUGLY...*sticks out mah tongue at yah*....i hate you...! XD

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...( *salutes*...am good...tnx for askin' ---and w0t of you...? i bet the whole holiday pandemonium and the sales rush is what's preoccupying yah at present times, yeah? *stifles a laugh*....*throws you M&Ms*...)
..hush there gryffin...you're clearly ruining mah swag...! now go back to where ever filth your gryffindawg common room is and leave meh be on mah task....*rose to mah feet from having to roll over and made for a dash towards the HeadMaster's ofc*....*unbeknowst to meh however, a track of candy wrappings lefts its tail on my every stride making such a trail that would give way to my idiosyncrasy during said night as i set mah plans into actions---'the Slaying of the wild boar(in code)*......

> *scoffs*...you're no EVIL you're a mere cawt.....silly gryffin you...*pokes you*....yo sooo CUTE..! XD
> ..*voldy took notice of you and ceased his guffaws*...say, Lensherr...who have we here? *i turned to introduce you to mah mastah*...erm, oh right...uh, her name is buckbeak...she's a witch...full blood...*bella stared at her in curiosity*....she looks hideous doesn't she? it would be appropriate for her to join us...but we'll see if she's EVIL enough....let's go to starbucks shall weh and discuss it further there...look, its only a way across the street...*bella pointed out*...yeah..sure...*voldy bid you to follow suit*...

...( thanks...lmfaoXD )
..*startled at your sudden appearance*..*eyes momentarily widened*...*hisses at yah*...zip it happy meal...*clamps a hand over to yo mouth*...dayum you if i get caught...what are yah doin' here anyway? aren't you supposed to be sleepin on your common room alongside wit your cubs...?! *paints mah face like a panda*...*looks mahself over the mirror*....gawds i'm hawt...*winks to mahself*...*began to literally roll over mah way over the Headmaster's ofc*....
> yeah..if that's w0t it takes to kill him--- then so be it...! *looks over at mah EVIL deeds booklet*...i remember having to make him cry for about several times...and he almost choked himself to death...but i never slayed him then for the order was not yet bestowed upon meh during those times...now is a different matter though, for i shall gladly rid of him...*rubs mah palms togetha as i narrowed mah eyes into slits*...

> *bitch slaps you to reality*...yo ain't gonna be of any aide, you bloody gryffin....yo nawt evil enough i tell yah....*hisses like nagini*...
> they are undoubtedly what you thought as the bawd-ass death eaters....now, act cool will yah...*taps your tummy*....*approached the black hooded figures*....*pokes one of their shoulders*....wubbafet...*one of them turned, revealing the form of Bellatrix Lestrange*...*she grinned*..Psyduck...*exchanged knowing glances and she then nudged Voldy*...*the dark lord turned and says*....Togepi....*we all burst into a chuckle*....