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Bat night. Christ. I'd forgotten about that.

Well done sir. You handled this perfectly and, hopefully, you've had a positive impact on some very bad police procedures. The police are supposed to work for us.

Seeing your hand action helped me improve my own call a lot. Thanks!

And he falls, SILENTLY. Also, Han shot first.

@oatmealboy6 When he saw those new Starfleet dress whites, he knew his true destiny.

I've met actual turkeys that were less convincing than this guy.

Important life lessons, everyone: "Take the car!" Damn right.

Yeah, go to mindbites if you want to see exactly the same clip and have a chance to _buy_ the full video. Plenty of good vids of equal quality right here on youtube.

The closest that guy has ever gotten to being Jewish is when he ate a pastrami sandwich.

I thought Vermin Supreme was kind of easy and obvious...but oh my God, you guys took it to a whole new level of magnificence with "that money." ONE MORE TIME!

Hey--Vincent Pastore in a mob movie! Didn't see that one coming...

At the sit-down, they're using Emeco "Navy Chairs," incredibly durable chairs first built for the US Navy in World War II. Once you recognize these things, you see them _everywhere_ in film and television, because designers and props masters are in love with them. An absolutely iconic design. ...

@seattledude02 Yeah, I follow you, but cars and motorcycles and molotov cocktails and all that? It's about the craziest plan imaginable. Super high risk, for no good reason.

@D3RK3 The ability to turn green in direct sunlight is also super helpful when you're trying to be inconspicuous...

@TheBuckbuster Well, I don't know. I think I could miss a squirrel from just about any range. Sounds like this guy took a shot he couldn't make, saw the squirrel jump when it heard the gun, and called that a "hit." At least, let's hope so: wounding an animal after making a bad shooting decisio...

I think you just sold a video.

@howtospin Right. And if the police had shot them, that would be okay, too? I mean, as long as they made it clear they would use deadly force to clear the sidwalk, right? You don't see any limits on acceptable force?

10:20 Little Carmine, mister "stagmire," ends up saying the smartest thing anyone ever says in the entire course of the show. How's that for irony?

I'll take "Borderline Personality Disorder" for five hundred, Alex...

@jolpenrose Yeah, I know when and where it aired. I watched it at the time. The question under discussion is which year it was intended to be _set_ in, one theory being that it was meant to be set a few years later than the time it was actually produced. A couple of hints and tidbits in the fi...

"Very allegorical." I love how sometimes you don't even know what word Little Carmine is trying to come up with...

Runs him into a Boar's Head truck--hope it didn't damage the gabagool...

"Just breakin balls." That always ends well, doesn't it? It's like the wiseguy version of "Hey guys, watch this!"

Five idiots think meat comes from the supermarket...

"Excuse to from?" You're killing me here, kid.

No, "the bottom line is" that you rest during the heat of the day, and travel in the evening and early morning. Some survival expert. Leads to a lot less pee drinking.