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Look up. There's Skyrim.

Nova put on the damn gumby suit and go help them!

I am the Spaceborn.

Space Soul Absorbed. Space space space.

The Collage of Whiterun? Whiterun State? Come on how could you forget about Winterhold!

I'd love to see a creeper try and blow that up!

Who else had a challanging time beating Aludin?

Why'd you go through all this trouble. When you make a video comparing them just do this.

Skyrim wins- The end.

Yeah it was so hard... When I was level two! Dude you face atleast 12 of those on the walk to the throat of the world/ high hrothgorar and a frost troll. You think those things are hard then you're going to go cry to your mommy when you face that thing.

DA FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? J'zarrgo is the brother of my thief! Just sacirfce your Windhelm housecarl. The housecarls are supposed to be hot babes not orange haired freaks.

ITZ FLUBBAH TIME SUCKAHZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Listen to Chugga in the intro singing. Then watch a female verison of the dragonborn comes from Skyrim... See the simallrites?

When I used Unreleating Force on a dragon two giants and a mammoth were nearby and I hit them accidently... I was high enough to defeat the giant but the mammoth knocked me to Oblivion.

I killed Cicreo because... well... he had some really crappy items in his chest.

Dremora Lords vs Dragon Priests vs Mammoths vs Elder Dragons vs Greybeards vs Darkbrotherhood vs Imperials vs Frost Trolls... The battle of the century!

Honsetly I'm just waiting for Alduin to be number 1, He killed me in one hit in Sovengarde... Of course I'm a vampire but still!

I aboustley hated her the first time I saw her... And because that other b!tch didn't stop her from doing all that mean child abusing I murdered her in her sleep. NOW DA CHILDREN RULE ZAH ORPHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!

It's time to get this pickaxe! I've defeated Aludin and I wantz easter egg!

@xxobliviongatexx1 Didn't Ze get second to last? I don't think he's gonna have that much of a happy life as Nova...

DA FUCK? Are you trying to lie to me? I know it was there on my warrior but on my thief guess what? It's not there.

@Insanicle Dude it's not like he died fighting wolves. My last two level 20 warriors murder wolves, my current warrior can kill them with one or two hits taking only one damage point, and my level 40 thief could just walk right past them... There is no reason to yell at someone for owning wolves....

I poisoned him by cooking an amazing dish and putting in the nightshade... If I chose all of the worst choices and didn't put the nightshade in I'm pretty sure he would of died anyway...

Farkas said that to me when I was going to marry Ria for the second time... I should of punched him in the face and shoved the necklace down his throat.

Dude... I have the Proudspire Manor in Soltiude and lead both the dark brotherhood and the theives guild... How do you not have a house already?

Absolnator if that will fit.

Fus... Da fuck is this language?

THIS is exactly how I play Skyrim. And don't think this is just a funny comment... I'm serious.

Why does everything rhyeme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???

Why da fuck would you put armor on Shadowmere? It makes him/her completly useless!

Although I don't have Oblivion on Skyrim I'm the exact oppsite. I'm the leader of the theives guild and I've stolen from jarls, stewards, I even stole from Mavan Black Brirar.

Couldn't you of just used the guards as a projectile at the window and after they smash through it jump right out.

Once I had first gotten it I decided to battle all of Whiterun... Of course I didn't save when I was battling it.

Anywho everybody in Dragonsreach came after me... Five seconds later I turned the court wizard into a dadrea...

*Turns Dragon into Rabbit*

OH GOD I MADE IT STRONGER!

NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! I'M DROWNING IN DADREA HEARTS!

Yep you're a jarl... Only diffrence is you killed everyone in town so there's no point in becoming a sepurme overlord when there's no one to torture.

How da fuck are you supposed to kill someone in heaven?

Errr didn't I just watch this on Death Battle a few days ago or am I seeing things?

The Greybeards finally got tired of you hitting them with that giant foam finger everytime you get Dragonborn tickets and go to the game. So they went to go play some Imperial Pinball... By FUS DO RAHing you off a mountain.

How does a long lost relative own an evil lair and more importantly how does he store a servant here for that long if he really is a long lost brother/sister/thingy without the servant dying of starvation or oldness?

*clicks on channel.*

*sees this*

Me: Sweet mama, hell yeah!

@LambaH4Z4RD Why just for PC? Every game I see has something special just for PC? But why can't it be for consoles to? In fact almost every game I see is charged WAY MORE than the PC verison even though in the PC you get to experince all these cool new features and the entire game itself yet for ...

I came home once and had the exact same experince...

Only diffrence is that it was that one drunk old man in Whiterun. Guess I should of kept that Argoain Ale for myself...

*Shoves a guard face first into the wall and than shoots 22 arrows in his knee only to than stab more sword through his heart and run over a field of iron maces all the way to a tree only to stand slightly behind it.*

Guard: WTF!

Me: Aw crap...

Guard: My imagnation strikes again!

Me: ._.

*sh...

I did the whole entire thieves guild questline, (I know it doesn't count.) stole the horse for that one guy, completed the skooma quest, and got the items for the court wizard but I still can't buy a house!

Screw the empire... Fus Do Rah is with us so FUS DO FUCK THE EMPIRE!

Listening to the intro made me wanna kick a Pokemon for some odd reason..

Dude... I'm level 16 and even I can do this. If you were the best mage on youtube than you practicully would be able to take down 4 fire and frost dragons, about 7 dadrea, 90 skeevers, 60 guards, 200 bandits, 54 of the Thalmor, all the jarls, General Tuilius, 100 stormcloak soldiers, and 70 impri...