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"We cannot expect Americans to jump from capitalism to Communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving Americans doses of socialism until they suddenly awake to find out they have Communism.'' - NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV: Premier of the Soviet Union 1958-1964.

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cowinyourface

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Oct 14, 2008

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Oct 14, 2008

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Mooo and Welcome

Please be kind, I am a cow and have feelings too.

There has been a mass secret movement to blame my fellow kin [cows] and you too [humans], for Global Warming because we cows emit Methane to such an extent Rothschilds and Rockefellers have convinced the United Nations Scientists to start targeting me and my pals, by extreme violation!

Yes I FART a lot, I cannot help it, for I am a cow and god [or who ever] made me with 2 stomachs, so the gaseous build up is to such an extreme extent we FART double.

We are not to blame. Even tiny weeny Ants Fart.
Now, I know the Argentinian scientists who are committing these crimes against us cows can't strap a tank to an Ants back and stick a tube up an Ants butt, so that is why they are targeting us Cows. We are Big and Placid.

My cow mates in Australia have let me know that they same thing is happening there, except the Scientists are trying to make my cow mates FART LIKE A KANGAROO !!! WTF !!! [read the article links below]

I have also been contacted by my Sheep mates in Australia, in a call for HELP! - as Aussie the Scientists have started attacking them too, by sticking Gas Masks on Sheep to measure their Burps! I thought Methane came out ya butt, not ya mouth? Maybe Down Under they do everything backwards...!

As PETA has abandoned us, I am appealing to you to 'google' about these RIDICULOUS experiments, TELL your friends, spread the word. Next it will be YOU Humans, they will use this data to tell you NOT TO EAT US! And become Vegetarians, then then will slaughter us all.

Please help us Animals, we need a voice.

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---------------------------- My Human pals have advised me that the UK's Daily Mail is reporting many stories on my Animal pals, it appears that there is something fishy going on Down Under, not sure what Aussies think of the Scientists doing this? What if it was a Koala or Kangaroo?
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Please take time to read my Cow Research it is very worrying:

- 'Reducing cow farts is key to tackling climate change'
Note - The DailyMail Changed the word FART to BURPING !!
http://tinyurl.com/5q3zmo

- 'Quest to make cattle fart like marsupials'
http://tinyurl.com/2myfqr

- 'Aussie sheep made to wear gas masks so scientists can see how their breath can affect climate'
http://tinyurl.com/48e4lz

Science is Debunked, us Cows didn't do it !
- http://tinyurl.com/487l49

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