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Love animals, especially rats. See anybody abusing animals, especially mammals, and I will soundly lay into them. Also fond of Avril (at least during the 2002-2004 period) Fascinated by supernatural and cryptozoology.

My favourite sayings of my OWN INVENTION are:
Who should be in charge of the word "should"?
If you NEVER take a risk in your life again, be sure that you will die.
Perhaps ALL that you saw was intended to distract you from that which you did not see.
Nobody looks their best when they get angry.
If you can win a fight for just one reason, win it because you were faster.
I don't choose the things I love or hate; I just choose to go along with it.
(My favourite put-down) You know nothing; and you NEED to know LESS.
My favourite similies are (again, completely original):
Colder than a Glasgow shithouse.
That's about as much use as a Dutch cook.
As alone as if I were dreaming.
That's not worth a thimbleful of dog spit.


WHAT P*SSES ME OFF ABOUT YOUTUBE:

1)Spelling errors are no longer underlined red for our attention. Presumably, this is because many users couldn't care less!
2)"You have recently entered a lot of comments. Please enter the text in the field below to continue posting". So you do as requested. "The response to the lettering in the image was not correct." Well, you could have f*cking fooled me!
3) People who have 376 Friends. Even though they probably haven't had contact with at least 360 of them since the initial Friends Invitation, somehow they make me feel like a social leper anyhow.
4) 99.9% of profile pictures don't get any bigger when you right-click and View Image. Why is that? If anybody knows how to make a Profile Picture full size whenever Right Click, View Image is applied, please let me know in my Channel Comments column!
5)That thing that happens when you are typing a video comment, and the word at the end of a sentence coincides with the right-edge of the comments box and you press space and get stuck...y'know THAT thing.
6)There is an unstated word limit with Bulletins and Channel Comments that you only learn about AFTER you have typed everything up. Even then "Please check the body of the text" doesn't quite cut it.
7)If your Friends receive your bulletins, why not your Subscribers too?
8)If the user whose video I am trying to comment on has blocked me, how about telling me straight off? Y'know, instead of letting me type the comment, then click "Post Comment", then sit there scratching my head for half an hour wondering why everything's stuck...
9) Here's a good one. Quotation marks mysteriously manifest themselves as "&quot". That implies that where I just typed "&quot" I can expect to see "&quot&qu ot&quot. The mind boggles at the implications. Does this happen to other users?
10)Over and over and over and over again we see the word "proof" in video titles, and yet what was described as proof turns out to be no more than vaguely suggestive and highly inconclusive evidence. Whether the subject is ghosts, UFOs, New World Order, Bigfoot, Nessie, 9/11 or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, everybody likes to pervert the word PROOF!
11)The poster of the video should NOT be excluded from having their comments given Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down.
He or she should be made to run the gauntlet with everyone else.