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2:45

3 weeks ago

DAY TO NIGHT

(For info on the products in this video, visit http://www.thebeautydepartm...) How to take your day makeup into night without starting over, si...

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4:18

9 months ago

Kindergarten Medley

DISCLAIMER - In no way are we affiliated Dominos Pizza.

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3:28

9 months ago

Friday Music Video

Filmed at Alex's B-day Party coincidentally on a FRIDAY. enjoy:D

reedbffls • 339 views

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11 months ago

Tootin' Bathtub Baby Cousins - Official

These tootin' bathtub baby cousins sing a smelly duet about the bubbles they make with their farts. This will teach mommy not to feed them beans. O...

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4:52

1 year ago

California On Valentine's Day

Arguably the perfect human, Kassem talks to beach goers about Valentine's Day.

Be my valentine and use this link to start a trial with Netflix. Pl...

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1 year ago

Animal Crossing: City Folk - Stupid Scorpion

Read the title and follow me on tweeter: http://twitter.com/larion95

larion95 • 41,253 views

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5:42

1 year ago

5 Min Tone Abs Workout 2, Fitness Training w/ Tammy

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5 Min Tone Abs Workout 2, Fitness Training w/ Tammy

Five min exercise routine to tone your ab...

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1 year ago

Driving Pet Peeves..

http:/www.twitter.com/chriscrocker

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1 year ago

Crazy Japan Ad - Little Red Riding Hood

Once again our oriental friends deliver us more than we could ever hope for in this crazy piece of advertising. I suspect it might be for a buildin...

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3:54

1 year ago

Willow Smith - Whip My Hair

Music video by Willow performing Whip My Hair. (C) 2010 Roc Nation, LLC.

WillowSmithVEVO • 71,768,585 views

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11,755 people are bald.
3:53

1 year ago

Pokemon - Double Trouble (Full Version)

Pokemon - Double Trouble (Full Version)

This is the famous TR motto (Not the new one) turned into a song, which is actually pretty good.

NintendoGamemaster • 447,229 views

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1 year ago

Llamas with Hats 2

The llamas are back, in another hat-filled adventure!

Be sure to check out the new Llamas with Hats merchandise: http://www.cafepress.com/fi......

SecretAgentBob • 13,373,992 views

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672 people believe they are standing in strawberry milkshake.
1:11

1 year ago

Stanley and the Pineapple

Have you met Stanley? He's real nice.

SecretAgentBob • 3,400,700 views

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437 people have wicked souls.
6:11

1 year ago

Hi, I'm a Tea-Partier

A Tea Party Patriot tries to explain how our freedoms are in jeopardy.

ndintenfass • 1,541,334 views

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3:07 IM HIDING MY MONEY
0:05

1 year ago

Watch Chris Crocker blink.

Twitter: http://twitter.com/ChrisCro...

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/#!/...

My MUSIC on iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/CrockerEP

itschriscrocker • 8,094,197 views

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37,225 people blinked and missed chris blink.
2:12

1 year ago

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/Chri... MY MUSIC ON iTUNES: http://itunes.com/ChrisCrocker

itschriscrocker • 43,076,090 views

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177,501 people aren't gonna leave Britney alone
0:53

1 year ago

I'm A STEREOTYPE?

http://www.twitter.com/chri...

itschriscrocker • 233,331 views

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420 people are stereotypes.
2 years ago
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Cascada - Everytime We Touch

I think about you everyday - A rocket to the moon

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Wassup, wassup, WASSUP! My name is ~~~~Cortland~~~~, and I like to dance!!! :) :) :) :) :)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have long blonde hair and bright blue eyes. JUST KIDDING! I have medium length brunette hair and the awesomenessest eyes!!!!!!!!! Hey, they always say brunettes have more fun...!

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cortjell

Latest Activity

Feb 3, 2012

Date Joined

Dec 24, 2007

About this user

I never noticed how cute toast was if you gave it eyes and a mouth.... And I like creamy peanut butter more than crunchy. Enough said?

...P... Put This
...O... On Your
...K... Profile
...E... To Stop Pokemon
...M... From
...o... Being
...N... Hated
...!!... It Shows That You Care

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(o_o) Put this on your channel if you are
(")(") a schnuffel bunny fan
I ♥ Schnuffle Bunny

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(o'.'o)
(___)() HELP PIKACHU TAKE CONTROL OF YOUTUBE BY PASTING HIM WHEREVER YOU CAN!!!
GO PIKACHU WHOOO!

Age

Hometown

Coathanger

Country

United States

Occupation

I go to.... um.... school?

Companies

School Inc.

Interests

Sean Foreman, swimming, shopping, writing, being random and ridiculous, sleeping, dancing unproffesionally and retardedly, golf, eating Scooby Doo gummies, ranting on about how much I hate Disney, and Sean Foreman.

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