Good day JollyJeersMate! Log out World of Warcraft, move out your parents' house, get a job, get a girlfriend and get laid. (' ',)

I worship the Federal Reserve who provides papers for me to buy food to eat. I live with my sexy girlfriend in our apartment. I buy gifts for her every day. She always says I'm the funniest guy ever to come (cum?) into her life. I make her laugh with my debates about economics, women and engineering.

A woman's vagina is the best engine: accepts any piston, self-lubricating, will start at the flip of a finger, and performs an automatic oil change every 4 weeks.

I study at univeristy, got a part-time job, and I'm a shareholder. I live in my own apartment, and I got a sexy girlfriend.

I'm rich, unlike you. My annual income, in dividends, is $200 000. But your annual income (anal-income) is the 8-inch penis sleeping in your ass...You are an abortion-survivor and you do not have a PhD degree, you do not have a job, you got no money, you seriously need to get laid. An employer will not pay you a salary for sitting behind a desk. Until the day you actually have USEFUL SKILLS and can build me a Macbook Pro from pieces of your shit, then I'll gladly pay you a salary of $50 000 per annum. Or, if you're lazy, you'll get paid for having patience. Go flip burgers at McDonald's. And stop worrying about your minimum wage, you don't get paid enough to worry.

General YouTube users: feel free to leave your mark on my channel, or send a PM. I'll reply. Add me as a friend.

Humans fascinate me. They sit on the toilet and a brown radioactive material comes out of their anus-orifices.
I was born on Planet Unobtanium, in the Andromeda Cluster, and came to Earth as a cosmic energy being inside a human body, I came here to verbally rape idiots, to get the dollarz (planetary currency), and to satisfy the human female's vagina ("I cum in peace"). To everyone who agrees with my statements, I will agree with you too. I came, I saw, I concurred.

I enjoy having intellectual battles and arguments with humans, just to relieve my stress from my studies. If you thought this channel was bad, wait till you see how many humans I pissed off. 40% of the YouTube population hates me. I'm not narcissistic. I love my penis, I love myself. To love others, you've got to love thyself first. And it's good fucking with human minds. To be loving, you first need to be cruel. Smooth seas never made a good sailor. Clear skies never made a good pilot.

To all the haters: fuck off, I love my penis. It's my measuring device. It tells me which woman is the right one for me. Because whenever I see the right woman, my penis gives a standing ovation. That's why I have a girlfriend (unlike you). Also, my balls are a biological thermometer. Because if it's hot outside, my balls dangle downwards. But if it's cold, then my ballz crinkle upwards. :-)

America is Heaven. We got the best weed and the sexiest women on the planet, all of which are manufactured in infinite abundance. In America, the mechanical and civil engineers get paid $80 000 per month. In America, WOMEN love ENGINEERS because it was this species who created phasers, tampons, and plasma cannons, automobiles, Macbook Pros, and nuclear reactors - engineers are the next step in the evolution of homosapiens, they are classified as "homo-motharectus-sapiens" (which translated in Latin means "motherfucking-intelligent-man "). We got the best nuclear/civil/mechanical ENGINEERS because they unlocked nuclear energy by creating the atom bomb and awesome weapons such as my favourite one: the hellfire missile on the Apache AH64, like the one in Grand Theft Auto 4. America got the best Asians, because my hero Seung Cho killed students & lecturers at Virginia Tech, but he didn't have enough ammo to wipe out 96% of the student population, hence he "bit off more than he can Cho".

I love the fact that democracy doesn't exist here. You only vote for a president, nothing else. You have no say in how a government ought to function, how funds should be spent, etc. If there was a request to decrease taxes, you think people are allowed to vote the decision? No. Your tax money pays the government a hefty salary, even if it doesn't do a good job. Born free, taxed to death.

Who created the iPod Touch, MacBook Pro, Windows 7 or the Ducati 1098? Who made the light-bulb? Who supplied you with electricity? The government? No. It was a team of highly-evolved engineers & technicians who conjured advanced mathematical techniques improve our planetary technology. Politicians are just there to make laws, declare wars, establish budgets, and get a free salary (a.k.a tax revenue) for doing nothing. Wars are fought for profit and resources. E.g.: who sold the ammo? A company. Who gathered the resources? A company. Who supplied fuel/petrol for aircrafts? A company. See? In sci-fi movies, aliens need resources, not papers.

I love the Federal Reserve System. I am a hyper-intelligent student. I enjoy riding my GSX-R600 and my dad's Ducati 1098 (which costed more than your suburb's GDP). NOTE: if you add me as a friend, don't worry, you're my ally already. For your optimal viewing pleasure, I recommend you stroke your erect penis/clitoris and get utterly addicted to battles of wit; I'm a hyperintelligent idiot! Gay people scare me. I got a girlfriend already. I hate gay people. Only until the last fish has been eaten, will we realize that money cannot be eaten. That's so true! But for a gay person, I slightly remixed the proverb to: "Only until the last anus has been fucked, will we realize that faggots like you cannot reproduce to give birth to the fishermen to catch the fish in the first place."

I enjoy battling/debating/arguing with humans. Healthy criticism is good.

Wake up! Being the president and CEO of a corporation suffices as being significant in terms of owner's equity or capital! even if the price of Apple has dropped, the worth of Apple is roughly about $50 billion! Didn't know that, did you? Get the fuck off the internet.

1. I live in my own apartment with my girlfriend.
2. I own an 09 Suzuki GSX-R600.
3. I have a 10-inch penis.
4. I am a shareholder and get paid dividends every month.
5. I troll to relieve stress.
6. I study at university.