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@momjeans69 Thank you sis, I'm writing this with tears in my puffy eyes, you're such a strong soul. I just hate that your innocence was destroyed that day by a foul sexual act performed by our parents. I can never look at our mothers face again with out thinking it's been kissed by a thousand fa...

@ZombieKid964 Listen up peckerwood I've got a good 40 years on you. I went to the university of life then I was shipped off to 'nam where I was shooting speedballs with Vietnamese whores when you wasn't even a cumshot in your mom's eye. I don't know what you're trying to prove posting about going...

@momjeans69 GODDAMIT ETHIE!! Don't you know I know when you're up to no good on the interweb because I can hear the 'ooohs' & that low mechanical humming form downstairs! So is this what you like? Pear shaped boys with weasel like faces? I think I'd be the pot calling the kettle black if i was to...

@momjeans6q i too quick to judge tiny wayne. i get so protect over baby retard brother it make me mad that he got 1 & only chance to make boom boom or how they say bow chicka wow wow (i no get it? it no make that noise, it 'boom boom & splat on boobskis) with girl that tiny wayne ruin it! i no se...

I'm a bit of a maverick if in the music world as I celebrated Cher Llyod's arrival on a stagnant British music scene with the trail blazing 'Swagger Jagger' while the rest of the press slated her. However, I'm afraid she does stumble here with the baffling inclusion of Posner. Initially we feel t...

@momjeans69 Goddamn it woman, I heard this blast right through the house louder than one of my own ass flappers! I nearly had an heart attack. I'm down stairs watching Deal or No Deal, you daft moo! What the bloody hell is this? So you got here by looking for more of that Skerritt fella! You kn...

@momjeans69 hey maxx! wow bro the world is indeed small! i remember saying that in the 90s when our songs were been frshly spun. What are you doing now? Still hitting the ones & twos? Olaf by all accounts was a pest to work with. I heard from various sources that been stuck in a studio session wi...

@momjeans69 Oh yeah that's it, the Chadiwck & Ethel secret special club strikes again excluding me! Always off to see musicals, pantomimes, going shopping & cockblocking me for nigh on 18 years. It's that all over again. I almost felt for the prat having this labrador looking sap for a father! ...

@momjeans69Goddamit are you with Timothy now? Can he read this? If so I got a message for you peckerwood. Do you know what us military men do to peckerwoods who like to sniff around another bloke's wife? We shoot you sniveling fuckers in the kneecaps. You think I'm joking but mark my words, pe...