yes, the avatar is a picture of me

he said- why do you wear a bra? you have nothing to put in it
she said- you wear pants dont you?

Anyone who says nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

when life hands u lemons, throw them back and shout"WE WANT LINKIN PARK!"

when life hands you lemons, throw them back and shout "WE WANT CHESTER BENNINGTON!"

if someone pisses you off, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach up and bitch slap the mother fucker

a good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be next to you on the bench saying "Damn, we fucked up"

Some People Are Like Slinkies,
They Really Dont Do Anything
But They Bring A Smile To Your Face,
When You Push Them Down The Stairs!

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