Uh... I... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to? Do you have any idea... any idea who I am? Basically, kind of a big deal...

Don't ask "HAY COODO WANNA B FRENDS?" This is Youtube, not real life. It's not like we're gonna hang out and pick up chicks together. Go ahead and just request me. I accept all requests every monday unless you've done something stupid. Send the request, wait until the next Monday, and bada bing bada boom you're on Coodoo's friend list.

I read every single personal message that's sent to me, but if you send me a single chain letter, you're blocked. No exceptions.