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Fact, about eight years ago, in sophomore English class back in high school, I wrote a report about this song. Aced that shit so hard. Still love this song.

I think the real conspiracy is that if you type "illuminati" into YouTube, every video has this same music playing in the background.

I really need to find better ways to occupy my mornings.

@technicallyabsurd You do know his "neighbors kid Johnny" is his son, right?

21:08 Reason? Logic? Both excellent pieces digital audio software.

What the hell was that? A grenade? Shit got real there for a split second and I got lost.

@ris4489 Skrillex's remix of "Cinema" by Benny Benassi.

And I still can't even beat The Twins. Full set of (ranged-based) adamantite armor, wings, philosopher's stone, ranger emblem, obsidian shield, cross necklace (all defense boosted), staunch megashark and enough crystal bullets to kill a god and I still get wrecked by Spazmatism's cursed flame bre...

Holy hell, I didn't even think you were still taking questions for this. I was just asking because I thought you'd know. Thanks man! (Brian, from Twitter)

I was scrolling through my subscriptions, trying to figure out what to watch during half-drunk 3:30 am dinner...when I saw that handstand and decided that obviously anything else I could have ended up watching was probably dumb. I put down my spaghetti for this! Appreciate that!

@guitaristdude0 That's just kind of a thing that raocow does. Haha.

@bheware Setting the quality higher also improves the audio significantly. Give it a shot.

@wwwboyinabandcom While I must first say that I did, in fact, see what you did there. You should know that the Norse god of war was actually Tyr. But I'll let it slide for pun's sake.

@wwwboyinabandcom Hm, now I'm starting to believe that I have some superpower where the random things I say end up becoming real. Um...naked dubstep women with rum and cupcakes! ...and...uh...ninja swords! (did it work?)

That's funny, I wasn't wearing wooden shoes before I clicked play...

@MrClever999 Well, to be fair, this is Hyundai's YouTube channel. But, still, yeah, the people that think he's dead are idiots. Ha. This is like last month when deadmau5 was playing around with his "annual death rumor" on Twitter.

@CaptainCockCream There's something that tells me he just...doesn't. I don't know why that is. It's just a feeling I get.

I'm pretty sure those big, familiar looking tree graphics are from Final Fantasy V. I wanna say the inside of that tree is where you fight Exdeath the first time. Could be wrong though. I know I've seen that somewhere before.

@Edamodarna You have just won at the internet.

Things I learned today: It is impossible to like Terraria without first mentioning how Minecraft is apparently awful.

@krisu0100 I fully intend on spending tomorrow with some endgame MGU2 and getting my ass thoroughly handed to me by the Wall of Flesh.

Hey Double, first I just wanted to say that I'm a huge fan of your videos, especially this series right now. But, I wanted to ask why you never block? It's so great for approaching skeletons and defending against Creeper explosions. It cuts any damage in half from any direction, you know. It just...

Why does everyone think Lydia is annoying? I'm mostly distracted by how adorable she is.

I'm pretty sure that, for desert, MusclesGlasses had the My Drunk Kitchen girl.

Oh, look, another Scout kill stre_

...mother of god...

You name me one other YouTuber that can post a one minute video that does nothing more than vaguely imply that he adjusted his sound settings and still get over 5,000 hits within two days. We love our raocow.

Man, I love Gilgamesh. There's something to be said for the only character (besides, arguably, Gogo) to ever appear as themself in more than one series, canonically.

I do wish he still had his VA from XII though. Seriously, fighting Gilgamesh while he sounds like Bender is absolutely spectacular.

Dave's proper placement of his copies of Sonic Adventure 1 & 2 is absolutely perfect. I don't feel it necessary to have to compliment the song, this is obviously the best thing that has happened to me in recent memory.

God damn Lydia is cute.

I'm gonna guess that File 4 will end up showing you which keyhole was supposed to be real. No harm in brute-forcing it though, I suppose. I guess we'll find out whenever you get to the next Land of the Dead level.

Wow, I was just listening to this song in the car with my girlfriend a couple hours ago, talking about how dance-able it was. Awesome. You just keep falling in that water, kiddo. Haha.

I'm still convinced that raocow is secretly MusclesGlasses from epic meal time. This is based entirely on the notion that both of them live in Québec...and have the exact opposite personality.

Nice to see an eXtv video comprised of "watch famous people slaughter eXtine". Haha. I guess that's what we get from the selective editing of a highlight reel, isn't it? God damn, though, Notch and Freddie Wong? Beautiful. Also, is that Tempest from Kritzkast?

@QuickflipParkour A buddy of mine told me it was called "The Spongebob". That's the only thing I've ever heard anyone call it.

Normally, when I hear someone who doesn't speak English as their first language, saying a word that originates from their native language, they typically slip straight into the native inflection.

Seriously, if anyone watches Epic Meal Time (they seem relevant because they're also Québecois), you...

In case you weren't sure, this is how it works Agro.

Every time Monoculus teleports, you can jump in the portal he leaves to try and get to that door for the crits/invuln/speed boost.

When Monoculus dies, he leaves a red portal with the book in it. Jumping through that portal is the only way yo...

@dnc910916 To be fair, Cervantes has a gun inside of one his swords and you still have to, for some reason, shoot someone in the face like fifteen times for it to actually kill them. Not to mention several characters have throws that, under normal circumstances, should leave the floor carpeted wi...