About this user
A little info about me... My job is to teach tricks to turtles and hamsters for upcoming talent shows. I should be getting promoted to helping gerbils do back flips very soon ..*crosses fingers* ... I laugh @ really stupid stuff ..e.g alley barber/alibaba ...or something to that effect. I used to watch teenage mutant ninja turtles 'til they sold out and got some rabbit guy involved, like, wth, a rabbit that talks?..yea, ok buddy. I'm left handed and have 5 fingers, or 4 fingers and 1 thumb, yea. I do the crip walk to country music and tap dance to hip hop. Im'a dolphin trapped in a humans body. I spend more time in the mirror than your gf. I like to go on ebay and bid for rare pokemon cards, then @ the last second withdraw and say I can't believe you like pokemon! LOSERS!" smh, but yea, I have the whole last series of Pokemon on DVD (not!). Sort of stopped going to the gym for no apparent reason, but why sweat @ the gym when you can sweat whilst looking @ a strawberry flavoured cake with icing? ...anywhooo, subscribe to me so it looks like i've got fans, thank you much. xD
Age
23
Country
United Kingdom
Interests
Football, Gaming, Music, Films!