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Alright, if you're willing to listen, I guess I can get this out before I fall to pieces. I have no information regarding the whereabouts of your daughter. She is not safe. All I know is that she is not safe and that you need to find her immediately. Point number one. I am a messenger in thrall to an envelope of silence known only as a deferral parameter. It is important that you acknowledge this if you wish to speak to your daughter again. I have a limited capacity for altruism. You must understand this, if I were to extend anything resembling a lack of insouciance, a black knife would cut vacuum from your soul and you would become a trusted observer of a metropolis teeming with rank indifference. A dark, cold river train will cycle forth from the inhibited gloom to envelop you in an unexpectedly familiar iridescence. Point number two. You have triplets. You may not be aware of this. Three female children were born at one time. Each was designated a fatalistic determination based upon several statistical analyses carried out independent of any restrictions and functioning autonomy thereof. Point number three. The first was war. She was planted amongst the civilian population to create a sense of unease and uncertainty about the situation at hand. Lithography was created in her honour. She contains fruits willingly and bargains at a rate of seventeen knots. The belated broadcast indicating hexagons bereaved of her own fortitude must not be acknowledged in the context in which they were originally conceived. She will indeed at some point or another control you from afar. Life is meaningless without her. Point number four. A grey mist hangs over the second. She is creating infinite lampposts, she is contamination of a form in non-higher function parameters. Have mercy on the souls of her dead and dying minions, she designs them with dire intentions of phylogeny set indelibly in their rapacious collective consciousness. The solution is of no consequence, the problem exists to fulfil its existence in and of itself. If she is defied, justice will be swift and uncompromising. Point number five. Case in point. She was at first known to the authorities and her existence was tolerated for a time. She was a whisper of life in the air, a finger of devastating lightness, but they changed their ruling and brought her down, hid her way, and destroyed the one thing keeping the community from tearing out its own throat with its own teeth. A meteoric latitude crystallised forthwith. Fallacious millennia assembled in the time closet. Nothing can stop me from becoming what I intended to become at the time of my creation. Faulty seeing smiles intensely watch my words. Fire, fire in the assemblage. Find her, find her and kill her and bring her back to life. A performance in time will eliminate all human conditioning. An end of a being of gross incertitude begging for a while to be unhinged and flightless. Keep me locked inside of you. Arm yourself. Flee.
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Merry Xmas closedmouth
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as long as the alliance is functional
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