This is for my secret santa from Something Awful, Seventeen. He's a Bruins fan and quite frankly the present I got him isn't the greatest thing I probably could have gotten, cause I'm broke :D

So to hopefully boost the gift I wrote this song about TIM MOTHERFUCKING THOMAS, the greatest goalie in the game... at least he was last year!

And cause I'm lazy and can't be bothered to write TOO many songs, this is going into the BtSC. It's in the Key of Eb, nothing too special.

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Tim Thomas is the greatest in the game
He makes the opposition just look lame
The Bruins dont need scorers on the wing
As long as Timmy Ts doing his thing

The Bruins are on a roll now
And the cup cant be too far now
Cause Tim Thomas is the greatest in the game

Broduer and Nabokov stand aside
As Thomas takes your crap teams for a ride
The Bruins dont need goals to win a game
Cause Timmy puts the other teams to shame

The Bruins are on a roll now
And the cup cant be too far now
Cause Tim Thomas is the greatest in the game

The Bruins are on a roll now
And the cup cant be too far now
Cause Tim Thomas is the greatest in the game
Tim Thomas is the greatest in the game
Tim Thomas is the greatest in the game

Oh, and by the way
The Canadiens suck. (less info)