CANT TOUCH THI$

Im a kid that lives in |-| /-\ \/\/ /-\ ||. For those who dont know what that iz, it is spelled in lines that say HAWAII. I like to paddle in a canoe and im also good at it.
ALSO IM WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE!!! HA HA im kidding.

DASHING THROUGH THE SAND WITH A BOMB STRAPPED AROUND MY BACK. I HAVE A NASTY PLAN FOR CHRISTMAS IN IRAQ. I WENT THROUGH CHECKPOINT A BUT NOT CHECKPOINT B... THATS WHEN I GOT SHOT IN THE ASS BY THE U.S. MILITARY.

OHHH, JINGLE BOMBS JINGLE BOMBS
MINE BLEW UP U SEE..
WHERE R MY VIRGINS
BIN LADEN PROMESED ME?
OHHH, JINGLE BOMBS JINGLE BOMBS
US SOLDIERS SHOT ME DEAD
ALL I HAVE NOW IS A TOWEL ON MY HEAD

I USED TO BE A MAN
EVERY TIME I COUGH
THANKS TO UNCLE SAM
MY NUTS KEEP FALLING OFF
MY BOMBING DAYS ARE DONE
I NEED TO FIND SOME WORK
PERHAPS IT WOULD BE SAFER FOR
A CONVENIENT STORE NIGHT CLERK

OHH JINGLE BOMBS JINGLE BOMBS
I THINK I GOT SCREWED
DONT LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE IM DEAD
OR I KEEL U

I KEEL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

CANT TOUCH THI$

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