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Hey, like the Saiyans, I too can release concentrated bursts of life force from energy stored in my palms. I just have trouble aiming when I pee the morning after.

@temporaryhaze ignore jovahnn, she's full of hate and will die alone

I guess 4 people know down inside they have no chance with Munn.

I've never even watched the original anime and this is fuckin awesome. So what if it's the same formula as DBZ Abridged, it's an awesome formula, Similac be damned!

So, did Philip ever work with Lennon again?

That sound effect when he cut off his urine stream made my urethra hurt.

They were originally going to put her to death, she's very lucky she didn't get fried.

@Jonesman08 no, that's the plantiff

@60spaure my friend used to use it a lot when I wasn't around- yeah, that's it.

I was wondering if that was illegal in the UK, then Jimmy clarified :)

Oh, buddy, we're not just smearing you on tv anymore...

-play at 3:04

"I WANT IT"

repeat as desired

She's very very Asian, he's very very white, and Judge Judy is very very black.

He hates his girlfriend, I could tell by his laugh at the end.

@cepacol06 yeah, is there a reaction from the plaintiffs after the moron spoke?

The Towelie intervention episode they ended up doing was better, but yeahhh

If I was Byrd I would have SHUT THE FUCK UP cycling through my head.

This might be Lennon's best guitar performance with the Beatles. He could solo, not just chords and riffs.

9:18 my favorite chord change ever.

So...looks like he's had a few.

@TraverseTheo DragonBall GT: Crap with occasional shit

They probably were too busy to do sightseeing, too bad.

I'd marry that tripper girl if she didn't spit.

i feel like I tripped just watching this. He's that fucking high, it seeped through my monitor into me.

The funny thing is, all his friends probably saw this episode and were like "Dude...you were amazing!"

LOL at :41 he said penis

What about Gandhi? Didn't he keep India independent from England without even using violence? Granted his life was made difficult by imprisonment, but he was successful in what he sought out to do.

On behalf of my people in Austin, this guy is an asshole.

Matchmaker duck...there's a method to its madness.

Thumbs up if the "did you know" section of Wikipedia inspired you to come here and bask in the *ahem* glory of this video.

A 7'foot tall lumberjack once chased me in a dream.

Good ol' fashioned ass-whooping? Kinda traditional, like good ol' fashioned slavery or good ol'fashioned fag-drags?

I first heard this song at age 11 riding in a car with my stepdad. It's a miracle I survived jumping out the rear left window upon hearing the chorus.

so...she drank her dreams?

The embryo line made me crack up.

"she looks like a flower but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history"

that line makes me want to tear off my kneecaps and feed them to a Swede.

I played this at the New Year's Eve party my friend threw, towards the end he was dancing with his dog! Funfunfun

Thanks to George Carlin, Todd, Kyle, and Tucker are not on this list.

@Theodosia2839 I want to roast you, crush you with molasses and make you into delicious peanut butter. (I mean that in a good way :) )

Bummed NiGHTS didn't make it, elated that PDS was No. 2!

The scary thing is that Mega Death Hot Sauce has now relinquished its title as the hottest sauce in the world...Blair's now has 2 flavors that are hotter, Ultra Death and Reserve.

@Citadel1221 can you city and state how many times?

John doesn't say much, but that's why I love him. "There is no grave."