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Every atheist v. creationist argument.
Originally uploaded by ZOMGitsCriss
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Senator Jefferson Einstein, Junior Republican from South Dakota, eloquently elaborates on the libertarian views which have helped him surge in the ...
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Senator Jefferson Einstein, Junior Republican from South Dakota, eloquently elaborates on the libertarian views which have helped him surge in the polls -- and that he believes will carry him to victory.
Shirts: http://www.thegregorybrothers.com/mus...
Tweetin: http://www.twitter.com/gregorybrothers
Facebookin: http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers
Find out MORE about Junkie Einstein's voting record as the race for President heats up:
On drug legalization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb4cj...
On smoking lettuce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eooXN...
On prescription medicine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Psfn6...
On the existential crisis of not knowing if life is really happening:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDOYN-...
On how one can understand the poetry of Congress: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qizNQK...
On the economic benefit of marijuana legalization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbc2Na...
Lyrics:
When you look on this stage
Under all these bright lights,
You just see some guys
That you don't really like
At all, grow some balls
When you choose tonight!
But if you vote for me
You'll be doin the country
A really, really big favor--trust me, you can thank me later
When I legalize everything
I can guarantee you'll be
Much, much more happy
With me
I can satisfy all your needs
For shady activities
As you please, like
Prostitutes and drugs
Panda skin rugs
Automatic weapons
Exposin your erections
It's high time
You vote for Einstein
I'll legalize everything
Euthanizin old people
Poachin bald eagles
I'll fire the regulators
Of asbestos toilet paper
It's high time for Einstein
I'll legalize everythiiiiing
If you vote for him
You'll be helpin the nation
- God's favorite nation -
Live like the founding fathers did
And never have to bother with
Laws against anything
He can guarantee you'll be
Much more happy and free
(Ron Paul: constitutionally!)
If you wanna see tyranny's demise
Realized we should legalize
Newt Gingrich: Public urination
Rick Santorum: Without taxation
Mitt Romney: Buying the election
All: Exposin our erections!
You got it!
It's high time you vote for Einstein
Einstein: I'll legalize everything:
Extreme religious sex/sects
Interspecies sex/sects
If you're wondering how i spelled those
Then you'll just have to guess ...
All: It's high time for Einstein
He'll legalize everythiiiiiing
Einstein: Every single
Inconceivable
Smokable, drinkable thiiiiiiing
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chrisjou42 favorited a video
(6 days ago)
We just set up Hugh on Twitter and Facebook.
Follow Hugh on Twitter! https://twitter.com/#!/SIrHughOliver
Follow Hugh on Facebook! http://www.facebo...
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We just set up Hugh on Twitter and Facebook.
Follow Hugh on Twitter! https://twitter.com/#!/SIrHughOliver
Follow Hugh on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hugh-Ol...
http://www.hugholiver.com
Hugh used to be neighbours with Glyn Johns, famous producer of the Stones, The Who and The Beatles. He used to pass lyrics over the fence to Glyn, and then Glyn would write the music. That was back in 1955. Hugh, then came to North America, raised a family, worked a day job, and retired on a pension. Now at the ripe age of 82, Hugh wants to re-chase his dreams of making it. Are u in?
If so, please help with sharing this video on Facebook, twitter etc.
Justin Bloody Bieber (lyrics)
There's a vocalizing wonder
That has torn the world assunder --
A teenage, boyish, heart-throb sort of diva;
And in famous Stratford town
No more Shakespeare wears the crown
But Justin, bloody Justin, bloody Bieber.
Everybody's in a fever, Every female a believer
Its Justin, bloody Justin, bloody Bieber.
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It is reckoned that he's hotter
Than Harry fucking Potter,
His hairdo like some wagging gold retriever,
Looking lovely, looking cute
In his pater-knity suit,
Our Justin, bloody Justin, bloody Bieber.
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As one similarly aspiring,
I'm both envious and admiring
Of this viral, spiral, youtube youth achiever.
But I shouldn't weep I own
Were he toppled from his throne --
This Justin, bloody Justin, bloody Biebe
Yes
For this Eager Canuck beaver, everybody's in a fever
for Justin, bloody Justin, Bloody, Beaver
Written by Hugh Oliver
Directed by Marco DiFelice
DOP - Greg Machula
Edited and Color Corrected by Gerrit Van Dyke
"Hugh Oliver " " New Justin Bieber song "
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chrisjou42 liked a video
(6 days ago)
We just set up Hugh on Twitter and Facebook.
Follow Hugh on Twitter! https://twitter.com/#!/SIrHughOliver
Follow Hugh on Facebook! http://www.facebo...
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We just set up Hugh on Twitter and Facebook.
Follow Hugh on Twitter! https://twitter.com/#!/SIrHughOliver
Follow Hugh on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hugh-Ol...
http://www.hugholiver.com
Hugh used to be neighbours with Glyn Johns, famous producer of the Stones, The Who and The Beatles. He used to pass lyrics over the fence to Glyn, and then Glyn would write the music. That was back in 1955. Hugh, then came to North America, raised a family, worked a day job, and retired on a pension. Now at the ripe age of 82, Hugh wants to re-chase his dreams of making it. Are u in?
If so, please help with sharing this video on Facebook, twitter etc.
Justin Bloody Bieber (lyrics)
There's a vocalizing wonder
That has torn the world assunder --
A teenage, boyish, heart-throb sort of diva;
And in famous Stratford town
No more Shakespeare wears the crown
But Justin, bloody Justin, bloody Bieber.
Everybody's in a fever, Every female a believer
Its Justin, bloody Justin, bloody Bieber.
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It is reckoned that he's hotter
Than Harry fucking Potter,
His hairdo like some wagging gold retriever,
Looking lovely, looking cute
In his pater-knity suit,
Our Justin, bloody Justin, bloody Bieber.
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As one similarly aspiring,
I'm both envious and admiring
Of this viral, spiral, youtube youth achiever.
But I shouldn't weep I own
Were he toppled from his throne --
This Justin, bloody Justin, bloody Biebe
Yes
For this Eager Canuck beaver, everybody's in a fever
for Justin, bloody Justin, Bloody, Beaver
Written by Hugh Oliver
Directed by Marco DiFelice
DOP - Greg Machula
Edited and Color Corrected by Gerrit Van Dyke
"Hugh Oliver " " New Justin Bieber song "
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chrisjou42 favorited a video
(2 weeks ago)
In which John Green investigates the dawn of human civilization. John looks into how people gave up hunting and gathering to become agriculturalist...
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In which John Green investigates the dawn of human civilization. John looks into how people gave up hunting and gathering to become agriculturalists, and how that change has influenced the world we live in today. Also, there are some jokes about cheeseburgers.
Additional reading:
NIsa by Marjorie Shostak: http://dft.ba/-nisa
First Farmers by Peter Bellwood: http://dft.ba/-1stfarmers
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