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ANy cops want to take me away I got one piece of advice...wear thick neck protection cuz I hAVE 14 years Wing Chun experience and I love to palm strike mean people in the throat.

HEY EVERYBODY...watch IP MAN if you want to learn how to fight for real!!

@LadyJStyles BTW...everything in life boils down to luck. I can prove it but dummies still argue with me!

@sexismBusters Thanks for the heads up. I would send money but Im unemployed bcuz of liberalism.

@doctorshanab Would you give a gun to a retard? No, of course not. So why would you give nukes to people who believe some guy can walk on water?

You are trying to say that religious people are not the only ones too retarded to give nukes too...thanks for the update. Wow, I never would have figure...

@rangetimes2009 I cant remember what the point of the argument is so Im just going to say "Have a nice day, and go bang your neighbor's cat you douche"!

SOrry...if Adam and Eve did not know the difference between right and wrong....

Then how did they sin?

If they did not know the d/b right and wrong then how could they know that it was wrong to disobey God? WtFuckinF??!

The strange thing is that if masturbation in high schools was made mandatory it would actully get AMerica further ahead then making diversity mandatory. At least jerkin off serves some useful purpose, which is more than I can say for multi-culturalism.

@sowack Ive been straing my urine into a Dixie cup for 26 years now! Come on folks,reycle!

@capturedpilot My schoolyard experience taught me many, if not all, bullies can be dealt with just being incredibly cool a'la Han Solo, which actually impresses the skirts more than beating the crap out of the other guy. It makes you look smooth and in control, and a leader of men bcuz even the l...

@PhobicOne Yeah, and your not getting her again till I get my 15 bucks you cheap fuckin' basturd!

@mrs34n Dont stop voting...just vote for some guy who has no chance. If enuff people do this then the powers that be will get the message.

@Disledo1 Thank you for respecting my opinion. Its rare on Youtube. Remember my name...if Destiny allows it then my name may be big one day. Stay safe, my friend.

If I didn't already have an NRB (No-Reason Boner)...Then I woulda sprung a boner.

I'd drag my balls thru 5 miles of broken glass just to sniff the tire tracks of the laundry van that takes her undies to the cleaners.

I'd eat a box of nails if that was the only way i could impress her enuff to kis...

I honestly thought of this black chick I knew...but I'm sick of hearing about how I HAVE to like black or asian chicks by the LIberal Lunatic Fringe.

@xclipsez Possibly. We know one of two things: either something happens or nothing happens... we dont know which but we do know it HAS to be one or another.

Do black men like white women better? Good! More basketball ass for ol' White Bread here! Bring me the booty and present it with honor. Keep you bland, banal, run-of-the-mill blonde chicks I have had enough anyway and if I want more I can always rent from the Yellow Pages.

@BUBBUB7 Freedom of speech?

Holy fuck! America is losing its country and all people want to do is cry about hurt feelings! Its OK to run millions of Americans into poverty...just dont make fun of minorities. American minorities have to wake up and realize that if America goes down so do they.

When the rights of the majority can be squashed...

Then whats to stop the Powers That Be from stepping on the rights of the minority?

When the majority are oppressed in favour of the minority,

Then even the minority themselves should feel threatened.

If the system can step on the rights of the majority,

Then they can step on anyone's rights.

People...wake the fuck up why doncha?

T is a remake of the old 50's movie staring Rock Hudson called..."The Gay!"

gEE...who came up with Marxism?

Liberalism...teaching birds how to swim and fish how to fly...or at least trying to.

@epicbabypuncher Prove it.

@bboychi1 Im not sure what this has to do with riots, but I will say this. I don't trust video games...I don't have a sweet fucking clue what the appeal is. IF you want to game, fine. At least read some Plato, Nietzche, Socrates, or something ELSE that is NOT completely retarded just to offset th...

@jbleibov So?

@JenniferWizdom Ive met many white people i did not get along with, and I ve met many people of color who i do get along with. Having said that, it is true that people tend to stick to their own. My concerns about immigration are economically based, not so much culturally based. We should not be ...

I think luck is everything.

Logic breaks down at the Quantum Level, but the macro universe has preety straightforward rules. Free Will is still pipe dream.

@mstargeted2012 Thank you for your kind words. At least somebody is smart enough to recognize my true genius. You are a rare gem indeed...a pearl without price! I am flattered to make your august acquaitance.

@army2k08 You could argue that. I think a society should have enough diversity to give it character and richness, but enough stability that it can survive. Just like the human body has to have flexible muscle so it can move but also a core skeletal structure so it can support itself. Same principle.

Lets teach birds to swim and fish to fly while were at it.

@fivethirty Yeah a UC would have to timeless but Im not sure why it is that our Creator would neccesarily have to timeless himself...the only criteria he would have to live up to in order to properly be refered to as creator would just be the fact he created us, do you see where im going with thi...