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Sub-prime Jonestown...

So what's the bad news?...

Lenny was the president of the university... we are all freshmen...

Two Buddhists meet on the street and one says to the other "hey, what's happening?"...

the other says "unfortunately, not nothing"...

Another well-trained monkey...

where was you tube thousands of years ago, when we REALLY needed it?...

This makes we want to eat humus ... btw, god is the lost continent in your mind...

You think he looks at a picture of himself while fucking?...

Adrian lifting his Legg over Michael Hedges with a total disregard for the conventional...

i love it, but please employ some key changes... or.... ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz....

@saiyanblade84

YOU ARE ON DRUGS RIGHT NOW, IDIOT...

it's called you tube... and how was your cup of coffee earlier?... and your sugar fix?...

and of course, there's the drug called T.V.... wake up and smell the skunk...

What happened to the glorious bridge?

Women should be respected no matter how CUNTentious or out of CUNTrol they get. We should be empathetic to those who have CUNTrary ways. Woman make this a great CUNTry. PERIOD!

This is music to play behind a bank commercial... a bank that eventually gets over on everyone.

@kinglouieLXVI

It is not music... the real king louie would behead whoever generated these sounds...

The five new food groups in America are beer, wine, liquor, grease and prescriptions.

Another failed abortion...

I'd rape him if i were a Priest.

Do born-again people have two navels?

Americans vote with their eyes. It's a fashion show. Don't you think if Steve Forbes looked like Tom Cruise he'd be elected? Of course, Newt Gingrich does look like the spawn of Fred Flintstone and Susan Boyle. And he's catholic, which is almost as kooky as mormonism. Oh Christ, please save me fr...

Herman Cain may have used Love Potion number 999 on his mistress...

This may have led to the Arab spring protests...

Yeah, killing live enzymes via heat, real healthy...

Ingestion of five dried grams of Psilocybin mushrooms, alone in silent darkness works for me. Thank you, Terence Mckenna.

Shouldn't this be 12 seconds instead of 1:20, little man?...

It's too in tune and technically superior to be Hendrix.

God is just another performance enhancement drug and should be banned in politics.

Well lookie here... i'm getting to comment WITHOUT BEING INTERRUPTED by a loud-mouthed, self-aggrandizing, know-it-all, flaming asshole. May he BEG for marijuana while dying of egotesticular cancer.

Well lookie here... i'm getting to comment WITHOUT BEING INTERRUPTED by a loud-mouthed, self-aggrandizing, know-it-all, flaming asshole. May Mikey BEG for marijuana while dying of egotesticular cancer.

Well lookie here... i'm getting to comment WITHOUT BEING INTERRUPTED by a loud-mouthed, self-aggrandizing, know-it-all, flaming asshole. May he BEG for marijuana while dying of egotesticular cancer.

@HoldensFocus

yes, he puts the cunt in cuntentious, he puts the cunt in cuntrol....

he puts the dick in ridickulous, and puts the ass in ASSHOLE....

thank you, History, for hanging in there...

and for Terence....

"there is no closure"...

- T. M.

Annie Clements, Sugarland's bassist, sings rings around Nettles, and is cuter, if I may be so pathetically judgmental.

The cows ate the mushrooms out of their own shit. The steaks were high.

And on the eighth day god™ created eightheists.

Everyone must be on mushrooms.

This is like Mel Torme shooting-up...

@cheeseschrister

Yes, to a Bill Gated community...

Where's the heroin?...

There is no "best", you shallow idiots... oh wait... forgot about LENNY BREAU and TED GREENE.

What's the difference between a pedophile coach and a pedophile priest? Lord knows.

Reminds me of the five food groups in New Orleans: Beer, Wine, Liquor, Grease, and Prescriptions.

Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.

- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

It was planned. The car driver is evil. I know her.

Sorry... warmed over Michael Hedges, at best....