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NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH

Right when his eyes bugged out and he opened up his mouth, my immediate thought was "OH GOD HE'S GOING TO EAT SHERLOCK!" ......Think I've been watching too much Doctor Who.

@classicvibe Oh god, Stephan et al.'s stuff is so plasticized and frou-frou now. It's embarrassing--there's no soul to their music anymore. Anywho I found XEB's facebook, but can't seem to locate any sound bytes or videos from them. I'd love to hear them, though. If you've got any leads, gimme a ...

@MrNorwayboy20 Unfortunately he won't. I think you'll probably have to look it up.

HERE... COME.... THE DRUMS!

@SuperHellooX Hah! That's awesome. Do you have a link to their reference? :)

Hey Paul, this is all well and good, but I think for future reference it would be really great if you provided links to the news articles upon which you're commenting. Like, even Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert cite their media sources, and they're professional comedians. I just think it would be...

It's like the director and the screenwriters are all sitting around a table going like:

"Oh, so this character is set to die in the end. It's going to be rather graphic"

"I see. ...Shall we give Sean Bean a call, then?"

"Yeah, okay."

I didn't know Charlize Theron's voice could go that deep.

"No'mully I'd give you a lift home, but somebody nicked my mo-tah."

Oh my god he sounds like a squeaky toy. The cuteness, it kills me.

Oh man, this animation is godawful. It's so much better if you just listen to the audio and pretend it's a radio play. This makes me want to animate a scene from the legit Doctor Who... and draw David Tennant correctly with all his different facial expressions. And eyebrows.

I would think that God would punish the sinner, not their next-door neighbor. This is not punishment.

@vlogbrothers Have you guys seen Children of Men? This whole 7billion people thing reminds me of that, in a weird way. I think 7 billion is really cool, but it kind of scares me from a public health perspective. But I think not being able to have kids might be worse.

Sounds great so far! But there's something about the video that makes me feel sad/nostalgic. I don't know why that is.

Did you know that 13 in Mayan culture is the number for the heavens? This is not the devil's work, Paul, you're getting worked up over something you don't understand. Read anthropology and history articles about the mayans, not conspiracy sites. The lord blessed everyone with brains, but sheer la...

and paul i dunno what it is youre preaching, but you've got everyone thinking muslims and mayans will destroy the world because they're allegedly of the devil. I find this ridiculous. And to those who believe they're saved, you won't know until Judgement Day. Until then you are all merely complac...

@Chosen4HisPlan You're right, it's not a debate. What I'm saying is a fact. An in-seed infection could only happen if the seed was damaged and provided a way for the bacteria to get inside. Pastor Begley is a theologian, not an epidemiologist. I spoke to public health and toxicology experts and ...

@IronicallyVague I'm... hahah I dunno, maybe I said it wrong. But I agree with what you're saying that Paul ought to stick to calling it something other than prophesying. It gives the illusion that he's tapped into some special power, where in reality he's a man sitting at a computer cross-refere...

Dear Pastor Dave, I may not agree entirely with your sermons, but I do like that you strive to keep everyone honest when it comes to this apocalypse business, including other pastors. And you're goofy, which is awesome.

@ttb61445 Well to be fair, the New Testament is the Christian amendment to God's original scripture, the Jews' Torah (Old Testament). Putting Jesus--a human--on the level of God, could be considered a violation of the Ten Commandments, from a non-Christian POV. Also, Allah is one of the many name...

How long before people consider this the Great Depression 2.0 and World War III?

It's like Camp Green Lake all over again. There must be an overturned boat somewhere called the Mary Lou.

....Holes, anyone? No? Texas, I think you might need some of California's rain.