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Some funny quotes:
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Cappie: "Look, we're all adults, lets just say what we're really thinking ... Why the hell did they cancel Gilmore Girls!?!"
Cappie: Turning your brother into your boyfriend is kinda creepy
Casey: "...Do you want me to become a Social Paranah?"
Rusty: "Pariah."
Casey: "What? I don't know what you're saying..."
Rusty: "Pariah, Social Pariah! How did you think it was 'Paranah'?
Casey: "Nobody wants to hang out with a paranah!"
Cappie: I had a little minx once. She was the fairest of all forest creatures. But I let her get away. (slaps himself) Bad Cappie.
Cappie:"Quantum Materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? Translation? How Much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?"
Cappie: Nothing starts the day off right like that first cup of Joe, After all your first is always the best, don't you agree? The one that's the most special.
Casey: The one you can never avoid.
Cappie: The one you can never forget.
Beaver: You guys are way into your coffee.
Rusty: I think I'm ready to use the L word with Jen.
Cappie: That's a pretty bold move, what makes you think she's a lesbian?
Rusty: (Talking about Casey) How do you know her?
Cappie: Uh, in the biblical sense.
Rusty: Oh, from Church.
Cappie: Yea you could say I've been in her church
Cappie: Would you excuse us, pledge.
Rusty: Is that a part of the whole hazing thing? Calling him pledge?
Cappie: No... Can't remember his name...
Cappie: It's bros, and cheeseritos, before hos.
Cappie: That's because Kappa Tau still remember what's like to have fun. You know fun, Evs., F...U
Evan:...N
Cappie: No, that's it.
Cappie: WRISTBANDS! Dear God not Wristbands!
Cappie: do you see those players out there.
Rusty: Yes.
Cappie: well I don't, which could be a sign of a concussion.
Cappie: (talking to Evan) What kind of competition are we talking here? Who's got the most J Crew V-necks, wait, you might have us there.
Cappie: Usually on the first person who falls asleep the pledges tend to, Oh!
Rusty: What happens usually?
Cappie: That person gets the most sleep
Casey: You didn't have to buy me a drink.
Cappie: It's ok, I didn't. I put it on your tab.
Dale: Rusty, aren't you forgetting something?
Rusty hugs him
Dale: Rusty?
Rusty: Yeah?
Dale: You forgot your backpack.
Cappie: Because you`re rebecca FREAKING logan! ORRR
Rusty: If you fall..
Casey: If you say I'll catch you this conversation is so over!
Cappie: Spitter, what are you so afraid of?
Rusty Cartwright: Rejection. Humiliation. And clowns.
Cappie: Well, those are scary things, but let's try and maintain perspective.
Rusty Cartwright: I've never been on a date before.
Calvin, Dale: You haven't?
Rusty Cartwright: What? Is that so weird?
[pause, then turns to Dale]
Rusty Cartwright: Wait, Dale. You've been on a *date*?
Dale: Hey, I'm a virgin. Not a leper.
Cappie: It's simple. The secret to flirting, dating, and hooking up is all biology.
Rusty Cartwright: Don't you mean anatomy?
Cappie: Spitter, can't you see I'm in lecture mode? Where was I? AH! Biology. Okay, there's this guy named Chuck Darwin, now he proved that mankind has evolved over billions and trillions of years. Darwin showed that every aspect of human behavior has an evolutionary purpose. Right? Chatting up girls is in our genetic code, we're programmed to be able to do it. Why? So we can boink and make babies. It's survival of the flirtiest.
Rusty Cartwright: So you're saying I'm becoming extinct?
Cappie: No, no. I'm saying evolution has made us good at this. You need to get outta your head and just trust your instincts. The ability to attract a female is hardwired into your DNA.
Rusty Cartwright: That actually makes scientific sense.
Cappie: Of course it does, I was a Bio major once! Now let's go make Chuckie D proud.
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