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hes charismatic

@Ferrari312pb a win. for football.

@lozkina as in drugs?

@InsaneSerialKillerz loada shit. there are sublime players who control games these days too and there always will be those players too. if they were a dying breed that would mean that their types just werent strong enough to survive in the game anymore, but that simply not so

@fenderkid6 compared to which governments?

@TheYoo2b semantics. they're obviously qualitatively different expressions.

@tehcoach306 its called 'en passant'. you know how , on its first omove, a pawn is allowed to move 2 squares? well, if there is an opposition pawn occupying the square where it would have been able to take your pawn had it only moved one square, you can take the pawn that has moved 2 squares and ...

spawned five decades? dont you mean SPANNED 5 decades. this is amateur!

@daryltd1

@crackernumber2 you mean stand let alone play

@Numba1SouthParkFan it's INconsistent, not unconsistent

all well and good stephen, but you said, in a short video about god, that we have to take everything in its totality, in which case i would remind you of the vile bullying abuse suffered by rebecca black. free speech isnt as great as its made out because people will use it towards extremely negat...

...and thats coming from a celtic supporter!

freeman cant dance and his clubs a dive

@CRUGER7 plenty of good words rhyme with self - wealth, stealth, health for instance. commonwealth, elf etc.

@Vortex289 speak for yourself

@KremlinH and in the hosts seat...

rufus hound.... ...or simin pegg??

@DelosFive who has inferred such a thing? no one!

"wanking is always funny", but said in all seriousness. pfft

@bhoy029 no need to defend them just because you're a celtics fan, you're most probably a scotchman with an identity crisis

im just watching this guy for schadenfreude

will someone make a compilation vid of all the qi jokes which have awkwardly just fizzled out

when the results are being announced and sean says "i won, i won", someone chimes in, continuing the sentence with "...this discredited show". whats going on here? i noticed qi now do commercials? has qi begun to own its personalities rather than the other way round??

was there an obvious undercurrent here?

this show has dropped a couple levels. the intellectual side has been outweighed by the frantic and quite desperate attempts to get unfunny jokes out. they need to restore that balance.

i like galloway, but he lost this one

@GlasgowRangersFC1872 lets not forget the champions of the italian league also. it was a brilliant achievement and for you to recognise that is notable, so praise be. of course we had an impressive run to final 3 years later also, but alas, it never ended as gloriously as that night in lisbon. mo...

think about it geographically.

chuck norris

why the fuck does he need an interpretator? hes been in england for ages! no wonder hes never been picked for spain hes an arrogant idiot

very cheesy line. not beautiful

that kid thinks hes colin calderwood or something

@TheFogey17 like sheephead, the helmet, fenners etc.

sessions is so amazing. I could listen to hime speak forever. The bit of this sketch where he was stood against the grey background wasnt so good, but the rest of it...

yes mate, its obvious that you are telling the truth about being bored. Either you were too physically weak to continue, or to mentally weak to. Boredom is a mental obstacle. Not succumbibg to it is a sign of a robust mentality. But you did very well up to this point all the same.