*OFFLINE*
OH WHAA WHAA WHAA OHHHH
whos linda?
Hold your head up high , and your middle finger higher.
Let him know what hes missin .
~ Megan Fox

brick wall,waterfall,girl u think u kno it all. u dont. i do. so BOOM with that attitude. kick,punch,captain crunch. i got sumthing u cant touch. bang,bang,choo choo train,warm me up ill do my thang. Reese's pieces,7 up,mess with me,ill mess u up.i dont mean to b mean,but u need some Listerine.not a swish,not a swallow,but the whole damn bottle.wait,no,come back.u need a tic-tac.not a tic,not,a tac,but the whole damn pack
FAMILY-
Sons- Steven, Ryan, Sid, Zacky, Blanket Zac Jesus Stevens.
Daughters-Bobby, Emma, Peace
Ex Husband- Cody (DIVORCE;D)
Wife- OMFG Hails♥
Husband- who knows♥ and The BOT ;D
Mommy-Peace
Grand Mommy- Alz
Messed up crack head- CHASE♥
ILYSFM-Q♥
Brother-Ping
Sister-Comp
Kitten-Jade
My BESTIE-EST FRAND- Jake
Gay Horse- Jason
Best Frand- Comp
Bunny- Tech
Bestest friend (besides up dere)- Rec, Troy, Lava, Mason, Jade, Kierra, Steven, Snow, Lizzie, Bear, Allie, Jeff, Lizzie, Drew and Milk
C- COOOL CHICKKIIEE
A- AAHHMAZZINNGG!
R- RAAWRR ILYY ;D
300th Commenter-Peace
400th Commenter- Milk
500th Commenter- Milk AGAIN
600th Commenter- Hails
700th Commenter- Milk SPAM
800th Commenter- Zac spam ;)
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♥уσυ cαℓℓє∂ мє α вιтcн♥
♥α вιтcн ιѕ α ƒємαℓє ∂σg♥
♥∂σgѕ вαяк♥
♥вαяк ιѕ ση α тяєє♥
♥α тяєє ιѕ ηαтυяє♥
♥ηαтυяє ιѕ вєαтιƒυℓ♥
♥уσυ נυѕт cαℓℓє∂ мє вєαтιƒυl
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Me and Peaces Convo
Peace- I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY BUTT!
Me- I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY BOOB!
Peace- No no listen, my butt is bigger than my heart. SO i love you with all my butt.
Me- MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER THAN MY FREAKING HEART THO!!!
Peace-LMFAO!

[18:17:41] Car_the_Elf: SHADDUP
[18:17:48] {Peace}: -shuts up-
[18:17:53] Car_the_Elf: good dog
[18:17:57] Car_the_Elf: *throws bone*
[18:18:02] Car_the_Elf: fetch o:
[18:18:05] {Peace}: -gasps-
[18:18:11] {Peace}: -picks up leg and pees-
BAHAHA i love you babes.
0% Of all things bad
█ 10% Always Lost
██ 20% Crazy
███ 30% Nice
████ 40%Loving
█████ 50% Dreamer
██████ 60% Random
███████ 70% Epic
████████ 80% Smart
█████████ 90% Special
██████████ 100% Just being me ;)
[21:22:35] Car_the_EPIC: may i have my face back (:
[21:22:47] XxStarryskiesxX: NO
[21:22:49] XxStarryskiesxX: RUNZ AWAY
[21:23:01] Car_the_EPIC: BUT I GTG SOON
[21:23:01] Car_the_EPIC: D:
[21:23:07] XxStarryskiesxX: TO BAAD
[21:23:09] XxStarryskiesxX: RUNZ TO NARNIA
[21:23:16] XxStarryskiesxX has quit (Connection closed).

[16:21:46] Car_the_Elf: WOULD U LIKE FRIES WITH THAT SHAKE?

[19:17:37] Car_the_Elf: OSAMA WILL BE UPSET WITH U IF U DONT
[19:17:38] Car_the_Elf: YES
[19:17:41] xHaileyx: AYE!
[19:17:43] xHaileyx: DONT BRING MY WIFE INTO THIS
[19:18:10] Car_the_Elf: LOL
HAILS I LOVE U LOL

[20:57:36] Car_the_Elf: im being a bum and trash talking annoying gingers. and wrapping presents. im a loving and caring kiddie
[20:58:01] Xavier: Wow
[20:58:04] Xavier: Im a ginger
[20:58:09] Xavier: JK XD lmao
[20:58:19] Car_the_Elf: oh my o.o
[20:58:21] Car_the_Elf: xD
[20:58:27] Xavier: What if i was.. Think before you speek, Carlie
[20:59:12] Car_the_Elf: .... you sound like my damn mother. and your not annoying. therefor your not with the group of the annoying gingers i really know.

► P l a y the memories
▌▌ P a u s e the drama
■ S t o p the hurting
►► F a s t f o r w a r d the sad times
◄◄ R e w i n d the good times

I wrote your name into the sky,
But the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name into the sand,
but the waves washed it away.
I wrote your name into my heart,
And forever it will stay

[17:00:18] Car-URG]: i wanna quit so badly . . and just leave everything behind ..

[20:54:33] Car_the_Elf: HEY BEST FRIEND . DID U DIE ? ZOHAIBBBBBBB . can i call u zoey ?
[20:54:44] Poptart: LOL
[20:54:45] Poptart: WTF
[20:54:50] Car_the_Elf: IM NOT EVEN KIDDING c:
[20:54:58] Poptart: u can call me zeb
[20:55:00] Poptart: everyone does
[20:55:02] Poptart: nothin special
[20:55:04] Car_the_Elf: no. imma call u zoey .

[22:57:16] austin12y45t: i have to get good grades
[22:57:35] Car-TheWhiteCrayon: its the weekend adam :c
[22:57:39] austin12y45t: these are the years i gotta focus on school so i dont end up being a crack head selling drugs on i-95 next to a hobo
[22:57:47] austin12y45t: lmao
[22:57:49] Car-TheWhiteCrayon: omfg i love yew LOL
[22:57:50] austin12y45t: that was funny
[22:57:51] austin12y45t: xD

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Heyaa! Guess who this is? Thats right.. its your black dried up raisin [OH SHID] ;D! Just kidding.. im a sexy raisin.. ANYWAYS!! This is a hack for a VERY SPECIAL CAR.. YES NO ITS NOT JUST A CAR.. ITS A VERY SPECIAL CAR ;]! Get yo facts right ppl ;O! this girl is the BESTEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME.. like no joke.. without her i would rape a hobo and get aids and die.. cuz she means to much to me.. shes ALWAYS there for you and if ANY ONE OF YOU LITTLE BISHES MESS WITH HER I WILL THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF AND THEN BURN YOU AND THEN EAT YOU. ;D cuz im sexay like that. But anyways, car you are the car to my keys ♥and you are always there for me and ILYY SOO MUCH :') [Happy moment] and i will ALWAYS be here for you.. ALWAYS!!
~~~~Raise~~~~~
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ZAC ISH HERE!!!!
okay this better f***** save or ill break my comp XD
CAR ISH AWSUM
no other rant needed :P
car make a party a party. she knows what shes doin even when she doesnt :P
her fav colour has 2 b blue or something idk XD this my 1st hack so TYSVFM CAR!
your epicsoity rating is at an all time high XD
HaCkEd By ZaC
HELLO ALL THE BITCHES OUT THERE. zac is here AGAIN! car you rock harder than a baby with monster energy drink. YOU ARE AS FUNNY AND SWEET AS IDK EVEN WUT. you make me smile everyday. :) i gotta come over to your igloo again sometime ;) tyvm. WHOOSH
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Adam is the SHIZBALLS ;D u r so freaking cool carie (vroom vroom) the first day i met you i knew we was gone be close... I WAS RIGHT im really glad we met too..... you made a diference... i dont know what to say.....OHHH YEAAAAAA i love u ;D (as a friend of course... dont need no drama) lala.... so yea.... :D -Adam (THEGREAT)
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HACKED BY PEACIE
WELL HELLO CARLIE, HOW ARE YEW? this girls awesome i swear, shes like a hawk :o SHES WATCHIN YEW!! if yew just met her, ur life just got better. I swear if anyone touches mah girl will PAY! this girl has stopped me from suicide, AND SHE PWNS MEEE like WTF BUT shes awesome, man. i cant live without her...those past 2 weeks went by so slowly! ILHSFM! if you ruin ehr life, i ruin urs (LMAO EEVRYONE KNOWS I CANT HURT A FLY)~Peace
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GUESS WAT PEEPS.... CHIEF WAS HERE!!! Car here is my bestie sooo if u mess with her guess who u have to go through.. U HAVE TO GO THROUGH CHIEF!!! I first remember i met car in the lodge and was doing random stufffffff :D car is awesome and as her pl name CAR THE EPIC!!! and car my fruit is a unknown coconut 8D so u can put me on dat one list on dere. Carr u have so many awesome friends like me :D to back u up when u get picked on... if they dooooo WE GO NINJA CRAZY ON THEM AND MAKE THEM CRY!!! alright im done here 8D
ADIOS!
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HACKEDDD BY TROYY!
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIE!
Ima Try & make this short, it'll be hard tho, since ur so freakin amazingg!! To begin with, Ur SOO funny! You always make me laugh at the most randomest moments, & & Ur mah best frand! I tell you mostly everything and anything. IF ANYONE MESSES WITH YOU, I WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO BE AT THR FUNERAL, DANCING ON THEIR GRAVE!
Get to know car, and believe me, you won't regret it one bit! :D
VROOMZ!!! CALM YO TITS!! :D
Haahahaa. I love ya budz ♥
Thanks for the bg btw! :)
-Troy 9/26/11
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