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I used to smoke alot of pot and play this game just to get to the bonus level so i can stare at the tiles in the background morph into doves flying in the blue sky then morph into fish while listening to the trippy music and bouncing sonic around to avoid hitting those exit bumpers and leaving th...

I feel cold and frightened. Help me.

@Ammoniumbicarbonat And how exactly is this video related to Bieber? Since you brought him up.

@neverchoose2love He's coming home from the peace corps not the military. He says "It's a long way from west africa". His backpack says "volunteer" on it. I don't even think we (USA) have any troops in west Africa. I get the jist of the commercial but it's poorly written. The girl should have bee...

Not the brightest kid? I thought the reporter was more of an idiot. The kid is funny.

This song kind of reminds me of music you would hear in an after school special from 70's or early 80's. You know, about the dangers of drugs where some kid smokes dust and jumps out a window or something. Don't get me wrong. I love Hot Tuna. I'm not making fun of the song.

Man, Phil Anselmo is a total moron.

@gibsonles421 That's the thing about parodoxes. It creates a disturbance in the space-time continuum. Odd things happen like receiving replies to comments I made two months ago for instance. Although I'm not "high off my ass", I was wondering if the "421" in your name is a reference to the feelin...

@captainhines excuse me, "your'

Hey Conan. Bring Robert Smigel back!

@trezeguet4ever Sensitive aren't we? It sure doesn't take much for you to hate an entire nation of people. But I guess at the ripe old age of 16, you must have had a lifetimes worth of personal encounters with americans to come to such a conclusion. So just out of curiosity, who gets your vote f...

@PercyMcQueen11Once when they arrived home early due to an argument between them regarding Frank's internet usage, I hid in their wardrobe for four days. As I can vouch for his denials to Glenda's accusations that he was "looking at girls on the internet". He was looking at photos of her. No not ...

my cat's breath smells like cat food.

@aryoseno11 Jakarta is in Indonesia. Kuala Lumpur is in Malaysia. Guangzhou is in the Guangdong province of China. You don't know where Paris is? It's the capital of France you silly goose. Rotterdam is in the Netherlands. If you need to know where any other cities are, feel free to ask. I'm goo...

For all you people who think all of the buildings in New York are old maybe you should actually visit New York before you make such an ignorant statement. Jeez doesn't anyone have any sense of style or class anymore?. I'll take the beautiful art deco of the 1930s over some of the gaudy monstrosit...

They should have ended the trailer with "Here's Johnny!".

How is it that you're doing online headphone reviews and getting free products to test when you don't even know what lossless and lossy are? I'm no audiophile but i know that much. I thought that was common "audio compression" knowledge. Maybe I'm wrong? Oh well, helpful review anyway.

Porn music? Sounds more like bumper music for a black sitcom.

@PenguinsRule1395 saw it on saturday morning cartoons, not in school.

I think Tootie is still upset that Mrs. Garrett didn't let her go to the Jermaine Jackson concert. She kind of reminds me of Sally Struthers doing the "starving children in Africa" ads.

hehe, looks like jason just smoked a doobie. Hey i always enjoyed a Saturday morning wake n bake then veg out on the couch and watch cartoons. Ahh...the memories.

metallica sucks....

no really

why did you add laugh tracks to this? It sounds horrible.

@sk8boardrawker Rites of Spring and Embrace were two D.C. punk bands from the 80s that some of the punk zines of the time were describing as "emo-core". Ian MacKaye and the rest of the scene rightfully scoffed at that moronic label. Oh and speaking of embrace I don't know what the hell that song ...