captaindash's channel

Ovechkin is a typical russian. I ike him, and it'd be fun to be his friend, but you can't base your team around him. He's not a good 'player', he's a tenacious scorer. Thats all. Most of his assists come from rebounds off of his shots. Crosby is a douchbag as a person but as for who's better...

So random. I went to school with her in a grade 5/6 split class in Richmond hill. Havent seen her since. This is not how I remember her, haha.

@animaljp3 You are a pathetic hypocrite. I tried hard to be civil but you aren't deserving of it. You are in no position to be casting the first stone. I'd gladly kill a deer in front of you just to see your face. I'd damn near consider eating meat just for the one meal just to see your face. ...

@mrsobrien116 I want to hug you. I bet you freak out every time you see a behind-the-scenes about Sesame Street. "Wait, elmo is real, i just saw him, yet there he is hanging lifeless on a hook?!". You're right, there's no real way to tell if this is sarcastic (and certainly don't read the vide...

Youuuuuuuuu need better partners.

@hobblehonker You wanna hammer the filmer? I like to hammer my girlfriend too, but we don't like to involve a videographer. You kinky bastard! I bet you feed your lover all the time. Constantly. I bet you have to crawl over a lump of fat to get at the hammering, don'tcha? Just cuz you're a ...

@funghooy4: Says person who's watching videos of cup stacking in the first place, let alone not putting your creative criticism towards something more important like trying to stop, uh...world hunger, war, death, and 'famin'.

I saw by your new caveman slam that you finally learned to put your arms out, haha. This video is so sick. I haven't seen any of this footage in years. Brings back some great memories. One day I'm going to go through all my old tapes (they're in storage in another city) and when I do, I can s...

That looks like Canadian filming to me. (glad to see you finally got that DVD to work)

@killercake90 I bet you are one of those fraidy-cat rednecks living in Podunk who bought up all the poly and duct tape after 9-11. Learn about another culture please. Or not. Bedding your sister is way more fun.

@herbalbuzz Absolutely. A really high percentage of NHLers are from small farming communities in the Canadian prairies. You know those fat-cat farming towns, all glitz and glamour. And who exactly is going to pound these guys? Football players who can't play 18 games a season without crying? ...

People think I was naturally blessed with perfect skin, and good body probably because I'm a giant fucking dork like you and look (and act) like I don't take myself seriously in the least. I'm a man but I exfoliate and moisturize and work out like a maniac. It takes a lot of effort to look so a...

I like how youtube itself knows it's a J-KWON song because the download link is for J-KWON. Moron.

Good tutorial. What's the right hand side of the master pages for? I notice you only used the left side.

Perhaps a bit more info on what master pages are and why we use them/add them etc and less on what specific margins and fonts to use. I watched this and still don't have an understanding of the master page, nor when/why to use them vs the page above it.

@DanielDamascusKimery War of 1812. American tried to conquer what is now Ontario and Quebec. It was a strange love-triangle where the American's feared/hated the Brits, while Canadians feared the Americans expansionist plans, and Canadians and Brits were allies. Another conflict didn't end in...

Seriously? One, the US stole Guam etc from Spain via war, so don't even go there. Also, until you can tell the difference between your and you're, then you're an idiot. Also, your ancestors came from europe and asia and africa, unless you're a native. Just like Canada. Stay in school.

@Bribedpayton34 What would you call a trick then? Every magic trick, or anything for that matter, is just a matter of physics. Give me an example of what constitutes a trick, if this isn't one. There's a "trick" to everything that you don't see in everyday life. This time it happens to be cen...

Are you shitting me?!

He's not a ganster. Super nice, friendly dude in person. Just because he wears big ole hip hop jeans, doesn't make him a thug.

@mcard1d Because there are 2800 attractive, slim men with pricey haircuts and personal trainers who don't have a video with 10 million views and that kills them deep down.

I keep a stash of those glow rings you get at concerts in my freezer. When randy, I'll cut one open and dick-douse myself neon. That used to be enough for me, but now I crave native dayglo capabilities, not to mention flexible control like my tongue. I do not, however, wish to rub neon cocks w...