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**One Law in Friendship:
NEVER make your friend feel lonely...

...So disturb them as much as you can.**

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PROOF THAT GIRLS ARE EVIL

First we state that girls require time and money
Girls = Time x Money

And as we all know "Time is Money"
Time = Money

Therefore:
Girls = Money x Money = (Money)²

And because "Money is the root of all Evil"
Money = √Evil

Therefore:
Girls = (√Evil)²

And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil

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FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying Damn ... we messed up ... but man that was fun=]

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say I'M HOME!

FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FRIENDS: Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did

15 Things to do when your in Walmart, Target, or any other varied department store!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream...
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

Hi im Camila......
I don't really know what to put here so I'll just do the basics.
Hi :)
How are you?
That's cool.
Oh, you have to go?
...You don't wanna be friends?
No?
Kay, fine. Leave.
BE GONE FROM ME!