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This is a reference to "Rebel Without a Cause."

translation: "greetings, snarf! how is your skeleton?"

@carlossus romford is not in essex

"A robot goes mental"? This interviewer is mental. When you're talking to a knight, try not to sound like Karl Pilkington.

...with the purchase of large sandwich. "Hi, I'd like a large sandwich. Just whatever you've got. You got roast beef here?"

@mattlove1 I hear you. I suppose this could be worse: Charlie Pierce, writing in Esquire magazine, said that he couldn't bear to watch Charlie Rose interview Tom Brokaw because "putting Brokaw and Rose at the same table might trigger a critical mass of sonorous banality, causing the world to end ...

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@dihydrohydroxycodein Fair enough. I just think that the same people who listen to Chomsky and support independent media should, for the same reasons, boycott RT. Chomsky can always show up, as he has in the past, on Democracy Now!, or even in the mainstream on HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher (wa...

Trump "has a right to run." Yes, now we can stop persecuting our innocent, vulnerable billionare assholes who fire people! Free at last!

This impression is horrendous. Even if you find Fred Armisen funny, you've got to admit--he is a horrible impressionist. (Compare him to Bill Hader, whose impressions are so accurate it's almost spooky.) Never mind Norm Macdonald either--the best Larry King impression was done by Phil Hartman on ...

this may be the only time bobby moynihan was every funny.

if only this could happen in manhattan. i hate cyclists.

our top story on the countdown....juicy, slow-roasted chicken, peppers and onions smothered in four ooey-gooey cheeses! anyone who chooses subway over boston market is the worst person....in the woooooooooooooooooorld

so unbelievably underrated. timebomb ftw

This makes New Mexico look like the most horrible place in the world. "They referred to our state's governor on TV, oh my God! In other news, some tumbleweeds blew by! And, coming up next, a new Rite Aid is opening in Santa Fe!"

362 people don't want children to eat breakfast-lunch-and-dinner. Have a heart!

Obama now says he's "working on it." Whatever that means. Here's what the Prime Minister of Great Britain, David Cameron, said the other day to his party: "I support gay marriage because I'm a Conservative." Their Tories are to the left of our Democrats on this issue. Grow a pair, Barry O. Equal ...

In ancient times...hundreds of years before the dawn of history.....there lived an ancient race of people......the Druids. No one knows who they were.....or......what they were doing......but their legacy remains.....hewn into the living rock......of Stonehenge.

That's Will Ferrell narrating the intro...his first year on SNL!

6 dislikes? 6 people are gonna end up just like curly jefferson!

@danrathje It may be progress for gay people, which is good, but look at the way you're phrasing it: "he's considering" it. Why is it up to Barack Obama, or to straight people generally, to decide whether or not gay people should have equal rights? Should ending segregation have been an issue for...

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