My name is Maria
I love animals!! They're very important to me. My life would not be the same without them.

Some shows I love (or really like, and used to like a lot)

Law & Order (SVU) (I like them all really, just SVU the best!) - Frasier - Will and Grace - Full House - Three's Company

Some of my favorite actors: Jim Carrey, Edidie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Richard Belzer, Robin Williams, Hugh Laurie
Favorite actresses: Lori Loughlin, Diane Neal, Mariska Hargitay.


Celebs I like - David Hyde Pierce, Ice-T, Kelsey Grammer, Kathryn Erbe, Stephanie March, John Mahoney, and Moose (the dog)........, Kristin Chenoweth, Idina Menzel

Member of Wickedly Youtube

I like watching court shows- like Judge Judy and The People's Court.
I have a sister.
Other shows I like: Summerland, What Not To Wear, The Nanny, Reba, Golden Girls, Grounded for Life, George Lopez, Gilmore Girls, and Scooby Doo- I love Scooby! :)

i am wolf,
standing proud and strong
but why are you killing me
what did i do wrong?
dont i have a right to walk this land and be free?
a am not the beast _- _you say i am
so why are you __/__l /_l killing me?
i dont hunt you /____v__l for food
and i only kill_/________l to survive
isnt that what /_/________\ we all do
in order for us V_________\ to stay alive?
we are not__ /__________\ driven crazy by
the scent of /___________\ blood as you say
it seems no/____________\ matter what
you want /____________\ to think this way
you say /____________/ we howl at the moon
and we /______l____l_l don't even do that
its our/_______\____\l_ way of communication
yet_ /____---- __\____l another incorrect fact
why_/__/______\_\ ___i dont you learn the truth
andl__/_______)_\___i see the beauty we posses
__/___________/_\___\then we can live together
in/\__________/___\___\ peace and happiness.
_l _____ _______)__\ ___)
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If you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on" - Samuel Goldwyn.


People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
-Ellen