Hey, if prince can have his princess, why not?
I've gotten these questions a lot:
Are you gay?
No, my brother is though. This video is dedicated to my brother, who is gay, and to the LGBT community, who will fight like Sir Rupert, against the dragon that is prop 8 :)
Will you publish this?
Perhaps, the support is phenomenal :)
Copyright thinkmorepink, 2008.
Wow, 2nd feature in a week? VERY cool. Thanks youtube :)
Music by Incompetech
'Frozen Star'
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Words, by request:
Rupert was a brave young boy
he ate all of his veggies with joy.
He climbed up and down trees
and swam pretend seas
and really had no time for toys.
His sister was hard to keep silent
her name was Abby Rebbecca St. Violet
she stood up and said,
"I WON'T GO TO BED!"
so they read to her so she'd keep quiet
Sir Rupert had heard all the types
princesses captured in fights
so he dreamed up his own
bedtime stories alone
but in these, he was Rupert, the knight.
Rupert the Knight was strong and brave
he fought monsters and dragons and demons in caves
he had no time for damsels, it was the people he'd save
and then he'd go home to play video games.
Sir Rupert had many princesses who'd flock
and swoon over him, he was handsome, no shock
with a smile that would glow at MIDNIGHT o'clock
but he did not like women...certainly not.
now this may come as a shocking surprise
a brave sir night who really likes guys?
when word got out the poor night was despised
cast out of the villages without any goodbyes
Poor Rupert had walked and felt hated at best
threw down his shield, his sword and his vest
leaving the towns with no night? so at best
the towns were doomed without Rupert's defense.
so the dragons all came and they smashed and they killed
and Rupert had traveled for miles just until
his feet couldn't walk over any more hills
it was there that Sir Rupert lay down in the field
clouds of smoke and the wreckage could be spotted he swore
and cries of 'SIR RUPERT PLEASE HELP US SOME MORE'
so he listened and wept and cried THIS MEANS WAR
raised his fist and then charged without shield without sword
he came into town proud sir Rupert did fight
he swung at the dragon with all of his might
Fists of rage and with fear the dragon took flight
he's GONE the town shouted with cries of delight
Rupert said, "What if the dragon returns someday
will you be foolish enough to cast me away
or will you be fine with a knight who is gay...?"
..and a silence fell over the crowd so they say...
"a knight is a knight is a knight," one did shout
but you brave sir Rupert are strong and proud
I've been waiting for a time when I could come out
and say that I am gay too, I like men, I have found
gasps and whispers were heard buzzing uncomfortably
until one lady moved to the front hastily
raised her fist and shouted with great glee
"I like women and nothing can take that from me!"
all the change and acceptance swept over the land
as gays and lesbians were accepted how grand
and Sir Rupert he slept as sweet as a lamb
no more princess stories, he decided...the end.
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