All Mothers Need a Little Caffeine!

@caffeinatedmama yes we are animals... sure, but we have that special gift of thinking instead of always acting on impulse.

@stanleyschannel yea, but I don't see a finger. he said this was on his phone. how do you record your phone?

lol, my daughter did this to my husband, although he didn't let her go quite as long as the guy in the video... I think that guy ^ may have enjoyed it just a little bit... lol

Sex is supposed to be a beautiful thing too, but look at all the pornos out there. Just because something is supposed to be beautiful doesn't mean that sickos aren't going to try to twist it's meaning.

I have a big zombie fetish! Anything to do with zombies! GO GIVE ME THUMBS DANE!

Whenever I play that game, the plants don't load that quick. What's your secret?

@MagicMaureen46 There's crude language in the title? Please tell me you don't have a problem with the word fart?

press 3 over and over

and also 4

Once I worked at a bagel shop and the bag ripped open and a bagel fell on the floor. I asked if any fell out and she threw the bagel at me. It's not my fault the place had crappy bags. Now I don't work there... I wish I could see her so I can throw something at her.

@slippehz yea, if you think you'll have a good trip you'll be happy you're being chased by a murderer right? lol