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@wbowens82

Hi, I am the school whore of that school actually and I did fuck him. I regret it.

@KatrinaMarie1029

I don't know what planet you're living on. But when you return to planet earth, the NY Jets traded Mark Sanchez and Bart Scott to the Chicago Bears for Jay Cutler and have won 2 straight super bowls

@BlackBoxofPandora

No that is an incredibly irresponsible statement. The greatest team ever is w/out a doubt, by far, undoubted, undeniably, unfettered victories set by the 1996 Detroit Lions or 1921 Cleveland Lebrons.

wow Jerry looks great for his age. I'd definitely fuck him and I'm a married man.

Why did we trade him if he scored 149 in a fucking season!?!?!?!

@cbasallie

Oh really, you heard this on TMZ or Perez Hilton?

@rayswift707

I wonder how big his penis is....any idea?

As a diehard NFL and New England PAtriots fan...watching this just gets me so excited for the future of the PAtriots defense. I mean can you imagine how good we'll be with him anchoring that d-line for the next 4 seasons?

@normalpsychology

That's a question I've been pondering and asking myself for the past 71 years. I really don't know but I'm struggling to find out.

@blackjacki2

A racist joke would have been perfectly executed

@daarmyofquack

Chinese people......how do they make such good food?

@actmad56

I disagree. I grew up with Aaron Rodgers and all he talked about was records. He actually once said to me this exact quote......"I would rather lose every game of the season and set multiple passing records rather than win multiple Super Bowls and set no records in the process". That m...

@LVBiggs

new drinking game

Easy Mode: 1 drink every time you see Phil Hellmuth say "Oops I crap my pants"

Regular Mode: 1 drink every time you see Phil Hellmuth die on camera

Veteran Mode: 1 drink every time you see Phil Hellmuth say "Mary and Joseph never married, nor did they have children....

great retort by that guy.......short and sweet

@hardasarock64

oh jeez my friends have the exact same problem. My name is listed on the roster for 20 08. for some reason there is a space in the year that includes the full roster of every player. In non-spaced years like 2008 only the players who payed that initial application fee get waived. ...

@MoveOverCasanova

the "that comment is uncalled for" is a quote from Starship Troopers. I was in full support of you but now I'm breaking our alliance and declaring war on you. Thank god we aren't powerful countries or this could really get ugly

@Robby303

I am a proud Jew because Jews are proud.

@dringhoffer

they didn't sodomize that kid. Jerry Sandusky did

@Out9922

you mean USSR

give some love to big 78's beast mode

Fear flings its loathsome self up and down my spine when I saw Ronnie Lott wasn't number 1. People forget that he was a rookie in 1981 and Bill Walsh forfeited his entire salary and traded 4 draft picks to move up on the board to take Lott. W/out Lott, Joe Montana would have never developed.

@gcn700

you know..a lot of ignorant people spout off that exact same compliment but this is one of those rare opportunities and times when someone uses it right. That takes courage and a lot of smarts. My name's Bill Gates and I can't find a better person than you to give my wealth to when I die...

@TheHanibalBarka

if death comes to us all..will it come to Michael Jordan?

@benwhyme

If you were my son I'd kill myself in shame.

@Lakerzfansince1991

he looks like you

@sivret20

Maybe he could imitate Leeland Stanford and build a railroad that stretches across Western United States and then create his own university.