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@shockofgod I'm pretty sure a "klick" is a kilometer.

Sticking your hand out the side to catch yourself might be a natural instinct... but it's a terrible idea.

@hien1689 *gang rape beautifully

@SkyePanda Are we looking at the same pair of boobs? If this is "SLIGHT cleavage" (2:23) what does a normal amount of cleavage look like?

Awesome bike but this review is terrible. This guy is just blabbering on and on and his riding skills are questionable. And what's with the "Ducati" at the end? is that supposed to be the Italian pronunciation? Bad form MotorcycleUSA, have some integrity.

Can't tell if underage or legal to fantasize about

Yet again, something that could have brought to my attention YESTERDAY!... I had to carve my pumpkin with a knife like some sort of old timey Puritan, so lame.

@bartyfizzy ahh shucks, I was watching thinking to myself that he looked like Abe, and low and behold someone beat me to it. Don't forget the chin strap beard!

@quinnweller Observation, not argument. I intended to point out that he's throwing his his head back and forth like Willow Smith and picking his ear wax. Besides, I bet if Penn was a hot chick you wouldn't think I was talking about his looks... pshh... you racist or sumptin ese'?

@xputtitoutx he said '98

This poor woman, she could have saved so much money by just getting a husband instead of a versalift... maybe if she didn't dress like she was going to a funeral.

Power Aid!

4:12 ... what the what!!???

@godzillaleas My thoughts exactly

Damn... the Michelin Man has got some moves! 1:27 with the stand up drift... wow

@ 3:14 the U.S. flag is oriented the wrong direction on uniform... totally ruined it for me bro.