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Why is reality seem like a nightmare and the dreams seem like reality? Does the Matrix really exist? Do I exist? I Think, therefore I am. But am I me, am I you? Are we insane, am I insane, are you insane, or is the world insane and our minds the only sanity? What is it all, and is all there...

@karlbuttler Do Not Worry. If the crash didn't kill Mr Junior SuperTestosterone, his Dad finished the job ...

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with a chainsaw machette.

One wonders what will happen to the marrage now? Will Kelly stay married, or will the realization that Chuck went through hell being alone destroy it? One wonders, especially when Kelly's husband tried to keep the two from even seeing each other.

The Tide has come in. My childhood sweetheart of thirty years ago has come back, and we have married. We cannot have children now, but we can have each other. Danny & Lisa, married December 20, 2011, and today is our first month aniversery.

This scene is so heart wrenching, you know he wanted to ask her to come with her, you know she wanted to go with him, but they both knew that time died when the plane went down four years before. I don't know if I couldn've let her go.

The Cat was mad that there is a Lady, and not him, in HIS bed.

@towmandave00 I wonder if he punched in so he can claim overtime on his "Last Day."

@Mykola40 For the record, if he didn't before, he now has blue eyes.

One blew here, one blew there.

@tekfunk Of all children, from 2 to 92.

@Megastar202 No. The Terminator SLAUGHTERS Chuck Norris. The Terminator slices, dices, folds, spindles, mutilates, breaks, bashes, busts up Chuck. The Terminator bakes, broils, bar-b-ques, skewers, stabs, shish-ka-bobs Chuck. The Terminator turns Chuck Norris into chuck roast, served at the c...

@salamut2202 No, it was made by The Great Machine on Eplison

Yes, and the running joke about the car years ago was that it was called the Snow Mobile due to DeLorean being charged with drug dealing.

0:33 She forgot to tell you her best friend is male.

The tide has come in. A Love Lost has returned after 30 years. We reconnected, our feelings for one another are stronger than ever. Both of us have been hurt, but we have found Love in each other's arms again. We are to be married next year. All because of this music. I started looking for ...

Kitten Chow, $5 a box

Toilet paper, $1 a roll

Watching the kittens play, Priceless!

@redleader9er9er Behave Yourself, Sir. Besides, the castle was filled with staff who made sure nothing dishonorable happened.

Hmmm, brings a whole (hole?) new meaning to the term, Go Fuck Yourself.

Who Was The Foolish Mortal Who DARED To Suggest Remaking This Film? He Should Be Forced To [CENSORED] For All Eternity!

Question: How does she do that?

Answer: From every mother watching this video, "Ancient Female Secret!"

@solnegrolunaroja Interesting suggestion..

And she STILL doesn't come when you call her name!

Someone call Miss Manners. This cat should be taught that it is impolite to talk with your mouth full. =(^_^)=

Personally, I think Mengsk should've been given Kerrigan's Bath. Only, instead of coming out as the consort to the Queen of Blades, he is the King of Fools, left for all eternity to rot alone on a barren planet. orbiting a dead star, buried alive,

buried alive,

buried alive.

@soixe1997 The cannons in the turrets have gravity fed magazines, but the torpedo tubes are muzzle loaded.

Dear Susan Ivanova.

For the Record, I am not God.

I'm just the moron who signs God's Paycheck.

FYI.

I Shall Call the planet, Puss!

Therefore, the planet's population will be called . .. .

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You have a dirty mind! Muahahaha!