About this user
Hello out there! I'm Dante! My favorite things to do are listen to the Beatles and play my saxophone and piano! I'm in the marching band at my school and the friendships couldn't get better. Most of my YouTube friends are band people, so you might see some of the hilarious things that we do on here.
"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh." - Will Rodgers
Hey, it's over.... stop staring... it will keep going on forever if you keep staring... Fine! Be that way. It might as well go on.... but you're such an idiot that you can't take your eyes off of this screen. You think that I'm going to say something funny or interesting, right? Wrong! I'm going to bore you to death with my intensive knowledge on how to torture other human beings. In fact, by the time you get to this point, you would have wasted 20 seconds of your life! Maybe you should reconsider reading things. It strains your eyes too much. You could quite possibly get some sort of muscular dysfunction in your eyes... oh, fine; keep reading if you will. And yet, may I remind you that you have just wasted more time off of your life. Congratulations! Well? Oh, you still think that I might say something that will "tickle your fancy"? Well tough fridge, my fine fellow, for this fickle shall be finite in a few moments. Oh, I'm just kidding. Hey! Did you notice that I made lots of alliteration up there? Oh, you don't see it? Well, you can either, a) get glasses, fool! / b) stop reading this! / or c) die. Each of these options will make me laugh. And yet, you dying would be the funniest out of all of these options. What? You don't think that your demise is quite hilarious? Well, I can see to that! Maybe I should just go upstairs and get my comb! That's right! I'll comb you to death! (for those of you who know what I'm talking about, kudos.) Huh? Oh, it's a band thing. Oh? You want to know about it? Oh well, I'm not telling you. No, no matter how hard you try, I can't tell you unless you are a really good friend of mine, which in most cases, you are. But, I have no real idea of who the heck you are, so shut up! I'm probably boring you to daeth by now, right? Oh, don't worry! I've just gotten started. Maybe I should time how long it takes for me to type the rest of this message. Or I could find out how long you can hold you breath under water. But wait, I would probably want to drown you becase you're so fridging stupid! (also, kudos to those who know about the fridge...) Ah, I feel like getting something to snack on... I'll be right back....................................................................................... You're still here? Oh, fine. If you want to play this way then be my guest. I have no sympathy for you if your brain turns to mush and your eyeballs fall out of their sockets as they watch you watching this screen. They will be sad, your eyeballs. They will roll on to the floor and get all dusty and rotten. Your dog will eventually consume and digest them. What a joy that will be to watch! And yet, you shall still be sitting at your computer, staring at these small electronic pixels of light being formed into little symbols called letters, that when read correctly, create sounds. Those sounds and letters are combined into things called words, which are arrangements of letters that make a larger symbol to represent an idea, action, sense, or thing. Words are so weird. Did you know that my favorite word is "phantasmagoria"? You don't know what it means? Hah! Well, I do! What's that? You want to know what it means? Tough luck! Go grab a dictionary, you know that big book with the fancy words in it? Yeah, I bet you can't find one. You're just too stupid. Well, I've wasted too much time here, pleasing your brain with this extensive article of basically useless information and random "crap", as you may call it. I'm going to go and pee. And I hope to God that I won't see you when I get back, or I shall release the hounds of hell onto your soul...........
P.S.
I might get a camera soon and be able to upload videos! :D
P.S.S. Me and my friends are planning to make our own music videos of Lady Madonna and/or Fool on the Hill. Both by The Beatles.
Age
21
Hometown
Johnstown
Country
United States
Occupation
Official officer of off-topic oddities.
Companies
International Ninja Association (INA).
Schools
Westmont Hilltop High School
Interests
Marching band and/or anything music related, mangas, anything Greek, old things knick-knacks and such.
buurichiking
commented:
Well, that's disappointing. Too many furries. And food. Neither of them are pink robots. *sadface*