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Hey, Devilman's fights always ended with copious amounts of terrible bloodshed. He's not the guy you want for something like a rescue.

@WTBmore The guy is apparently DEVILMAN, one of Go Nagai's first creations. He's a demonic superhero who fights, you know, demons. It takes a lot to phase him.

Did I mention that he dies fighting Satan?

Also, his name is 'Seigi', which sounds the same as 'justice'. Verryy suspicious and all th...

Wow. I'm not sure what I just watched.

Also, I'm vaguely horrified by the fact that all the enemy monster are female.

Isn't the reporter guy Devilman? Because he looks *exactly* like Devilman.

I have to say, full points on that Endlave pilot. He really gave it his all.

And *why* didn't they just let Ayase keep her unique Endlave, instead of giving her a new one that did nothing for the plot?

Please invade the US. PLEASE.

We have so many guns, and we're waiting to use them all on you raghead jibba-jabba motherfuckers out there.

At least she didn't point and laugh.

That happens to me all the time.

I like to think Ichika is stoned ALL THE TIME.

Things make much more sense that way.

This show managed to take a badass, motorcycle-riding, sword-wielding samurai...And make him boring.

Also, the blonde girl was the better hookup. THAT'S WHY SHE GOT HER OWN PORN SPIN-OFF, DIRECTORS.

That's the one where the battle strategy is: "EVERYONE GET NAKED, AND NOW! DEATH BY INDECENCY!"

@stickks9875 To be fair, the game has plenty of bad things to say about the Japanese, too: It is explicitly their fault for fucking up.

And Dan is, in fact, American.

The homing rifle is the best weapon ever.

@PipesJayFDF I think the blonde is, in fact, a guy. And a cross-dresser. Notice how 'she' has a completely flat chest, and no cleavage to speak of. Carol is notably quite busty under that coat.

Director: "If we're going to have fanservice, we're going to have FANSERVICE. Have them in lingerie, and pole-dancing in the ED.:

It seems strangely disturbing as a live-action series.

The twins are the new best thing.

ALL OF THESE PEOPLE WILL BETRAY HIM.

GAIDALF THE WHITE HAS RETURNED.

To give Shu a big hand.

The voice function is a little wonky. You should use the console to answer voice prompts instead.

Wow, the game really makes it hard to use the massive chaingun you can pick up. I swear, you've never got to fire it once.

And you should really dump the rocket launcher for the heavy machinegun.

Awww, you should've taken the Chinese girl. She's clearly the love interest.

Wow, these two just put their foot into their mouths with every word.

Calling it now - The main character is a robot.

HE'S A ROBOTTTTT!

"But where did Mazinkaiser even *come* fr-"

"HAVE MORE EXPLOSIONS!"

Full points for effort, man.

Full points for effort.

"Channel your butthurt into strength, Luke!"

"And then there were CRYSTALS, OH GOD, CRYSTALS EVERYWHERE. Then my sister exploded and caused the Apocalypse."

@RexnanoX It's not much of an ending, really. It's clearly 'not the real one'.

Dude, you should remember to grab their guns.

I actually found this pretty goddamn funny.

This sounds way better.

I think this is the TV version.

Oh god, why are there so few women?

And why do all the new girls SUCK?

This had better be good. The anime's been a huge disappointment.

I wonder where it's going to go up to.

The fight against the Players, here, is very late in the anime.

Not to mention that manga isn't even done yet.

Eh, the Palestians suck, and deserve to have the shit kicked out of them, because they're freedom-hating Jihadists. That's about all there is to it.

Carlos has been hitting the donuts pretty hard, I see.