Profile
Name:
Donald MotherfucKING Trump
Channel Views:
36,073
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8,388
Style:
Clown
Age:
108
Joined:
February 25, 2008
Subscribers:
605
UNLIKE ALL OTHER INTERNET TROLLS.. I AM ACTUALLY A REAL LIFE TROLL. I CAUSE CHAOS AND HAVOC WHEREVER I GO :3
Yes I am fucked up I know. And so are you, but you may or may not know.
What I will talk about on my channel:
Women, work, life experiences, school, animals, my penis, money, rules of life, how bullshit religion is, politics, trolling, retarded people, racism, down syndrome, dildos, prostitutes, cars, trollin on 20s, youtube people, the color magenta, LA, gangs, faggots, wetbacks, crackers, niggas, kikes, towelheads, gooks, all other races including my own, drugs, alcohol, music, black tea, cunts, munchies, marijuana legalization, medical marijuana, milfs, porn, relationships, hatred, and Abraham Lincoln and his asian mistresses.
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Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
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I'm the greatest thing since World War 3
ALSO, THE ONLY TIMES I BLOCK IS IF YOU BLOCK ME FIRST. BUT I NEVER BLOCK SOMEONE FOR ANY REASON AT ALL (besides me getting blocked first of course and if you spam some bullshit, then fuck you nagger you is gettn the blocked!).
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I DONT CARE IF YOURE BLACK, BROWN, YELLOW, WHITE... BECAUSE INSIDE WE ARE ALL THE SAME. NOW LET ME VERIFY THIS WITH MY PENIS
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You laugh cause I'm different, I laugh cause you're all the same.
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HAHA one time this guy called for pizzas and got mad because we didn't deliver (pick up only). after five minutes of arguing and him being all gansta out of no where he goes BITCH I'M GONNA MISS 'MARTIN'!!!!! SHIT!!!!. i was so fed up with arguing that without even thinking i returned with WELL I HAVE TO WORK WHILE "MARTIN" IS ON AND I'M NOWHERE NEAR A TV SO I'M MISSING IT TOO HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL!?
there was an awkward silence for a minute then then he calmly said 'that's true i'm sorry man listen can you make my pizzas so that they are ready when Martin is over and then i'll pick them up afterwards?' i said sure no problem and left it at that.
40 minutes or so later the guy walks in and he was HUGE! like muscle huge. but he was soft spoken and when i rang him up he reached into his gym bag and said 'i'm sorry about yelling before' and handed me a VHS tape HE ACTUALLY TAPED "MARTIN" FOR ME AND GAVE IT TO ME. i almost wanted to cry and give him a hug it was so beautiful
he really loved his martin show
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check out my playlists and favorites, if youre bored as fuck!
yeah i know im weird.. i like everything from drum n bass, techno, trance, house, rap, hip hop, classical, foreign, minimal techno, industrial, euro dance, ambient, german rap, french rap, persian, bass music, opera, instrumental, dancehall, dub, electrofunk, funk, future jazz, goa, psy, world music, zulu, experimental, world music, african,
fusion jazz, hip hop, jazz rap, jungle, ragga jungle, nu jazz, punk, punk rock, hard rock, smooth jazz, urban jazz, , acid jazz, electric, metal, reggae, blues, rock, indie rock, lounge, chill, many more and most importantly GIRLS, WEED, HOOKAH AND BEER!!!! oh and the pussy ;)....................... Dont let some fucking moron online or even in life bring you down.... fuck it all just relax!
-GM Buuren in FFXI FUCK SQUARE-ENIX!
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I got so drunk that I got hit by a car while jaywalking on the way back from the bar, found out that the driver was also drunk, drank beers with the driver on the curb, and woke up with two broken ribs.
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Back in high school, I was hanging out with my friends Ryan and James in James' upstairs bedroom. Ryan had some goggles for swimming (because he was a giant pussy) hanging around his neck, and James asked him why the fuck he was wearing goggles.
Ryan replied "So when I stick my head inside your mom's pussy, I can look around real good and suck her clit without getting any juice in my eyes!"
James' Mom was standing right behind him as he said this, and I got the pleasure to witness the most awkward moment in history play out as Ryan silently walked downstairs and out of the house.
Yes I am fucked up I know. And so are you, but you may or may not know.
What I will talk about on my channel:
Women, work, life experiences, school, animals, my penis, money, rules of life, how bullshit religion is, politics, trolling, retarded people, racism, down syndrome, dildos, prostitutes, cars, trollin on 20s, youtube people, the color magenta, LA, gangs, faggots, wetbacks, crackers, niggas, kikes, towelheads, gooks, all other races including my own, drugs, alcohol, music, black tea, cunts, munchies, marijuana legalization, medical marijuana, milfs, porn, relationships, hatred, and Abraham Lincoln and his asian mistresses.
---------------
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
-----------
I'm the greatest thing since World War 3
ALSO, THE ONLY TIMES I BLOCK IS IF YOU BLOCK ME FIRST. BUT I NEVER BLOCK SOMEONE FOR ANY REASON AT ALL (besides me getting blocked first of course and if you spam some bullshit, then fuck you nagger you is gettn the blocked!).
-----
I DONT CARE IF YOURE BLACK, BROWN, YELLOW, WHITE... BECAUSE INSIDE WE ARE ALL THE SAME. NOW LET ME VERIFY THIS WITH MY PENIS
-------
You laugh cause I'm different, I laugh cause you're all the same.
-----------------
HAHA one time this guy called for pizzas and got mad because we didn't deliver (pick up only). after five minutes of arguing and him being all gansta out of no where he goes BITCH I'M GONNA MISS 'MARTIN'!!!!! SHIT!!!!. i was so fed up with arguing that without even thinking i returned with WELL I HAVE TO WORK WHILE "MARTIN" IS ON AND I'M NOWHERE NEAR A TV SO I'M MISSING IT TOO HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL!?
there was an awkward silence for a minute then then he calmly said 'that's true i'm sorry man listen can you make my pizzas so that they are ready when Martin is over and then i'll pick them up afterwards?' i said sure no problem and left it at that.
40 minutes or so later the guy walks in and he was HUGE! like muscle huge. but he was soft spoken and when i rang him up he reached into his gym bag and said 'i'm sorry about yelling before' and handed me a VHS tape HE ACTUALLY TAPED "MARTIN" FOR ME AND GAVE IT TO ME. i almost wanted to cry and give him a hug it was so beautiful
he really loved his martin show
---------
check out my playlists and favorites, if youre bored as fuck!
yeah i know im weird.. i like everything from drum n bass, techno, trance, house, rap, hip hop, classical, foreign, minimal techno, industrial, euro dance, ambient, german rap, french rap, persian, bass music, opera, instrumental, dancehall, dub, electrofunk, funk, future jazz, goa, psy, world music, zulu, experimental, world music, african,
fusion jazz, hip hop, jazz rap, jungle, ragga jungle, nu jazz, punk, punk rock, hard rock, smooth jazz, urban jazz, , acid jazz, electric, metal, reggae, blues, rock, indie rock, lounge, chill, many more and most importantly GIRLS, WEED, HOOKAH AND BEER!!!! oh and the pussy ;)....................... Dont let some fucking moron online or even in life bring you down.... fuck it all just relax!
-GM Buuren in FFXI FUCK SQUARE-ENIX!
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I got so drunk that I got hit by a car while jaywalking on the way back from the bar, found out that the driver was also drunk, drank beers with the driver on the curb, and woke up with two broken ribs.
______________________________
Back in high school, I was hanging out with my friends Ryan and James in James' upstairs bedroom. Ryan had some goggles for swimming (because he was a giant pussy) hanging around his neck, and James asked him why the fuck he was wearing goggles.
Ryan replied "So when I stick my head inside your mom's pussy, I can look around real good and suck her clit without getting any juice in my eyes!"
James' Mom was standing right behind him as he said this, and I got the pleasure to witness the most awkward moment in history play out as Ryan silently walked downstairs and out of the house.
About Me:
‹^› ‹(-_-)› ‹^› FUCK THE WORLD
Influences:
your asshole, george "el retardo" bush, mussolini, zarahustra, firewomen, the dmv, my neighbor the guy with down syndrome, hitler, martin luther king jr, ghandi, obama's dog, dick "the pussyboy" cheney, your grandfathers dad, and last but not least, the cunt whore woman which you call your mother.
Similar To:
takin a shit while eating, george bush on steroids, dogs with bowling ball testicles, co-workers that get impregnated by the ceo, chugging 2 gallons of vinegar and drinking a diarrhea Slurpee pee. ͪͭͣͤͩ
Hometown:
THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON
Country:
South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
Occupation:
Pornstar / Professional Bullshitter
Companies:
Google Inc. & I'm your dad co.
Schools:
University of Milfhunters California
Hobbies:
Cunts and Cünts
Movies:
FUCK TELEVISION only movies, no TV...
Music:
look above ya dumb ässhöle
Books:
yeah i use them to wipe my ass with. actually i do read books. mainly poets of the old persian world, Charles Bukowski and Henry Rollins
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Once I was out drinking, and was still living with my parents at the time. I got in late and collapsed on the living room couch. The family cat ran up to me and proceeded to vomit up a bird it had caught and eaten earlier. I then also puked, then fell asleep on the floor. I woke up to my mother's screams. She thought I had gotten so drunk that I'd eaten a bird, then barfed it up. It was hard to explain to her that I had not eaten a fuckin bird.. what a day that was! |
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H.A.
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