Samuel Douglas

"SQUADALA!!!" shouted the racially offensive man in the turban as they flew off on their flying carpet both knowing that no matter how fast they went, his nose would be there a week ahead of time.

WHAT THE PHÓ!?!?

You have ruined Star Wars forever!!!

My reaction: TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!!!!!!

So it's a dark gritty romantic drama with REALLY bad acting... I could live with that.

Wait IT'S A COMEDY!!!!!!!

George George George George George George... I've been fucked enough. Just dont. Please don't. I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore you fucking hack. God dammit why. Why. Why why why. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I hate you. Die in a fucking fire. Why why why kill me why kill me tell me why George tel...

George Lucas! How DARE you make those films! I am absolutely disgusted! Your fans are now planning you execution at work and it's ENTIRELY. YOUR FAULT!!! If you make another FILM out of Star Wars, we'll bring you STRAIGHT!!!! HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and Liam dear, congratulations on making The Gre...

Master Yoda, what does this button do?

Activate the lightsaber it does.

(presses button)

OWCH HURT IT DOES!!! HOLD IT THAT CLOSE TO ME, YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE!!!

Wait a minute. Yoga never spoke like Yoda... FUCKING LUCAS!!!!

Why do people complain about Jackson not using the force? The force is a mystical energy that surrounds them and binds them together, the dark side comes from abusing that godlike power thus giving one a sense of superiority and they seek to elevate themselves above all others. The dark side is w...

Dexter Jetster and George Lucas

Star Wars

Reuniting long lost brothers since... Umm... I kind of... Forgot when this movie came out...

This is an endurance test, isn't it? I stopped at 1:58

My ears... They bleed... Well only the right ear because the left speaker of my headphones blew out... But my right ear... It bleeds

Jar Jar is the key to all of this. He's the most powerful being in the universe. He's also the most important. I should just make him the central focus of all these movies. I should just make a whole trilogy about HIS backstory. There's a lot of interesting stuff there. It's bold. It poetry... It...

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what he means is that you should be so wrapped up in the story that you don't watch for the FX you watch to see what happens! What we got was, "I HAS GOT MEH SUM FX IN MAH MUVEH DAT IMMA M3AD WIT MAH GR33N STUF!!!" and on a more personal note... HAN SOLO WOULD SHOOT FIRST!!! HES THE KIN...

I am not too thrilled. When it's just one guy there's a sense of plausibility to it but when they're all right in the same room... Well it just turns into some weird, kids cartoon, comic book that got sneezed onto the big screen. I'll just wait for the reviews to come out. BTT will give it 10/10 ...

I AM THE CAT MAN!!!

Three minutes in you had me lmao...ing (pronounced Lum OW)

PS I have no idea what Lum is but it sounds like hurts... A lot

Honestly, one extra scene with Liam Neesan could bump it up from an F--- to a C+

Sam Worthington's voice was inexcusable though. I thought he was a good actor in Avatar, then I took an arrow in the knee, and by took an arrow in the knee I mean found out that he ALWAYS plays the same personality....

PRECIOUS!!! TURN LIGHTSES OFF!! GOLLUM!!! SMEAGOL IS SHITSING MY PRECIOUS!!!!!

I was at school when I saw him. He was tall, freakishly tall, and he wore a dark suit... That was the day that I first saw my sixth grade English teacher who happened to be 6' 11"

Great docudrama. Do you have this on DVD?

First time I heard of slender man

What was that noise? Funny. Very funny. Wait there's... No one here... I'm just going to go to sleep. Yeah.... I feel like I'm being watched... It's just my immagination! HA! Slender man. Theres no such thing as a... Slender... Man... Oh my God please help me!

I KNEW that wasn't the real Plinkett!

I can't say she's a queen, I'm just gonna say she's a queen.

I defy you to say anything else!