I was born in a small town in BC Canada where I was conceived from behind a couch. My parents abandoned me because they did not like how I talked. My mom was philippino and my dad was from the south pole. They said that my grand dad was a space man, but I thought they were being silly. I grew up alone and I lived by hiding behind peoples furniture and heavy appliances during the day, and by night, eating all their oreo's and ritz crackers. sometimes I would eat salmon.
