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Libertarian, skeptic, militant atheist and pro-choice. If you're against abortion, don't have one.

People who believe in God are the same ones who believe that a radio works because of little people inside it.

There is no such thing as a moderate Moslem because Islam means, to submit. You cannot submit moderately, just like you cant have a moderate paedophile, Nazi, Mafiosi or be moderately pregnant. You either submit wholly and unconditionally or not at all. Islams aim is to turn the world into an oppressive, barbaric, Dark Ages caliphate. Science flies you to the moon. Islam flies you into buildings.

A Creationist's point of view: "The bible said it. I believe it. That settles it. Hypothesis proven."

Christianity: the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so that he can remove from your soul an evil force that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

The bible isn't God's word, nor is the Koran or Talmud. These weren't written by any god or prophets, but by primitive men who incorporated in these all their fears, prejudices, hatreds and ignorance. It is astounding that sophisticated people in the 21st Century still bother to refer to these, let alone believe in them.

The difference between the three Abrahamic religions is that Christians mumble to the ceiling, Jews to the wall, and Moslems to the floor.

Just imagine Noah's Ark, a 135 metre floating zoo of billions of species of squashed up, thirsty, confused, hungry, howling, sweltering, crawling, slithering, fluttering, sputtering, frightened, angry, shrieking, screeching, steaming, sweating, farting, copulating, defecating, brawling, hissing, pissing, spitting, biting, kicking, unwilling creatures, rolling around in their own feathers, fur, filth, slime, blood and sea water while the 10,000 known species of termites were busily chewing their way out.

Mary, a ditzy, delusional Jewess who somehow managed to hide her extra-marital relationship with her cosmic lover from her husband Joseph, a slob who was so utterly stupid that as a carpenter, he couldn't even cobble together a crib.

Christianity in a nutshell: I'm God and I'm going to condemn man and woman with original sin because they ate my apples. Then, I'm going to secretly impregnate an unknown married woman with me as her child so that I can be born. Once alive, I'll kill myself as a sacrifice to me to save you from the sin I originally condemned you to.

The Big Bang occurred when God exploded.

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