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La donna sulla radio parla espanola, vero? Quanti lingue devono parlare le voce sui piroscafi in Italia?

@MistralDevile: I feel you. My pop and I used to listen to this in the car every December. It's been eleven years since he passed, and I couldn't believe how this song took me right back to that old Oldsmobile. I miss the heck out of him.

@awesomelyhumble - yes. I drink a gallon of raw grass-fed milk a week from a farm about forty-five minutes outside of Richmond, Virginia. There's simply nothing like it. Few things make me as truly angry as the government's ceaseless campaign against raw milk.

I like how he berates Glenn Beck for saying that Obama is a white-hater, while every single knee-jerk liberal in this country is absolutely convinced that white conservatives hate Obama because he's black.

Conservatives make me cringe a lot, but there's honestly nothing dumber under the sun tha...

@ 02:23 - @ 04:23: what on earth was that little diatribe? Was that in a different language? I don't even know what was said.

I know of no libertarian--not one--who thinks that "everything in their life they have accomplished on their own." Where have you heard this? You're simply telling lies. Libertarians are perfectly willing to admit that government has done some good. They just think it can be better. I assume you...

Did homeboy call his friends "feebs?" Wow. That's, like, pretty offensive, I guess.

@4:23: "If we look at the animal world, for instance, you find there's virtually...no such thing as a truly monogamous species."

Um, yes. That's correct. Also if you look at the animal world, you will find no Sistine Chapel, light bulb, automobile, cure for polio, birth control, refrigeration, ...

@cuttypi3: your logic is part sound and part absurd. Yes, you cannot blame God for Virginia's natural disasters (I live in Richmond); neither can you just ascribe it to global warming. Earthquakes have nothing to do with greenhouse gasses. And NASA recently showed that far more greenhouse gasses ...

@theprophetnabob: as to your suggestion that the idea that everybody farming on their grossly disused suburban lawns is "rampant speculation:" I assume what you're saying is that people WON'T grow their own food, not that they CAN'T (which they could, and with astoundingly minimal education). You...

@marknopfler93 - che cosa é la sua domanda?

Use condoms, yeah. Or just don't be a shitty, spineless parent who lets his kid destroy a grocery store.

Carrie may be Asian, but her mother looks more like some oppressively German-Irish mixture.

Yeah but for real I don't know who the hell made this. Was it filmed in a converted meat packing plant?

@mama24kiddies - I played with worse things as a child. I know you're well-meaning, but I don't think we can judge these parents based on this. This is funny as hell and it's clear that they really take a wonderful delight in their little girl.

We're just getting them up here in Virginia. What a weird sound they make.

@7beers - I'm not sure if I'm captivated more by her political position or by how strikingly beautiful she is.

You know what, fuck this. I really thought this was going to be a new RB song and I was super excited. But it's just some dumb parody. Whatever.

This has to be the goofiest, most oddball country music video I've ever watched.

@omgtherainiswet: dammit dude. There goes my whole routine for my appearance on Letterman.

Lightsabers cauterize wounds. There would be no blood in this battle. This video is patently false.

I wanna live in a damn town where the librarian serves you tea.

@taumpirekid - yeah, what the hell does that guy say? He just mumbles absurdly.

0:32 - why was homeboy, like, filing stuff in the office? Was he really that concerned with the TPS report?

Damn. Pedophiles dressed way sharper back then.

Is that Squints from the Sandlot? I think it is.

@garraswolfgirl - now look here. I'm not saying that I don't listen to songs for free on Youtube; it's very convenient. I'm only saying that it's a piece of intellectual property, and as a result it's effectively being stolen when we put it up for free here. I suppose it will continue to happen, ...

Did high schools in the 1960s play sitar-based music over the PA system on a regular basis?

This episode is either a heavy commentary on colonialist exploitation or a non-heavy commentary on fictional child zoos run by aliens.

@DONMCLMCL7 - yes, Meyer's writing is indeed simple and pedestrian. But I'm not sure who told you (or why you believed) that good writing only bears "intense frustration and wincing self doubt." Why is this silly myth so relentlessly propagated and---even worse---dramatically acted out by so many...

A few questions: why didn't the aliens just tell Karen what was up? Like, hello honey, you're an alien. Trust us. Why did they all act like child molesters? Does Olga consider Billy a poor specimen because he can't tolerate her planet's atmosphere? If so, wouldn't that make her a poor specimen fo...

@triphazard27 - hey! Well, my brother's girlfriend actually found it through a series of emails sent to chess teachers across the country. One of the teachers has a friend who had a copy. I'll get the teacher's e-mail address from her and send it to you. Your friend will probably feel a kind of d...

With any luck, this video will at the very least surpass that charlatan Bieber's.

This trailer weirdly makes the Sanderson Sisters seem like the focus of the movie; of course, we all know, it's just as much about the kids. The film is also a lot darker than this would have us believe. Odd.

I'm utterly floored that this video is the most-watched in Youtube's history. The only reason I can think to make sense of it all is that it is so unendurably awkward that it somehow transcends un-watchability to arrive at a kind of meta-watchability. That's really all I can come up with.

I am going to single-handedly assure that this video makes it to one million views.