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I wouldn't half love to lick her tits.

@rkig1 I bet you wouldn't have. I strongly suspect that you would have had your eyes transfixed on pretending to play with your phone, while pretending not to notice the wonderful Scott pacing up and down like a caged rapist.

Strange that they didn't throw some poo in a paper cup at him, then pushed a wall on him.

Then rocked the ambulance when it came.

Anyone else reckon the bespectacled chink bird a couple of rows in front had a pair of quite passable bangers (for a chink bird)?

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She's had a couple of fakies installed methinks.

I'd still love to jizz all over her though.

I'd crawl through a tunnel of broken glass a million miles long just to lick the exhaust pipe of the van that takes her underwear to the dry cleaners.

Quality creature.