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Bravo, you saw Mr. Slave on SOUTH PARK and you can make everything about dick.

That's funny and true, just like how pussy is the only thing straight men are capable of thinking about!

I'm going to practice my laser-sharp impression of straight guys just by comparing everything to the Almighty S...

OMG I love you.

OMG I LOVE SIENNA D'ENIMA!

You are so sick and wrong LOL

@TheShootTruth10

Good, you're welcome to hire me for it. It should be part of a TV series called "Yes, hetero-oriented men do the darndest things for money."

You're ignorant about human sexuality, your own potential for bisexuality, and the fact that about HALF of the performers in gay porn a...

@MrAthena998

Lady Ga Ga. The American singer? Listen to her new song, "Americano" and then compare it to Shaft's version of "Sway."

Chris Zylka is gorgeous and sweet.

He could definitely do me up the rear.

@remydna An instrumental variation of "Single Ladies" by Beyonce Knowles.

The T-shirt behind the neck is HOT.

That's what you do if you have to hook up in a public place. Can't get fluids on the shirt!

He's funny.

Too bad he's such a homophobic douchebag. That's right, I'll say it in my gay voice!

"I'm not homophobic ... I'd just never go to lunch with a gay dude alone!"

God, I love you guys.

You're really hot and funny. I would definitely do you!

Yeah, there's nothing hotter than an acne commercial!

He seems adorable and cool.

Homophobic trash.

Nothing clever here.

Hilarious edit!!