breakabilly's channel

So what you're telling me is that all I have to do to get chumps to view my youtube videos is to take someone else's videos, change the color scheme, slow it down, add some cheesedick music, and say that it is amazing? Holy shit, I would have done it sooner if I knew it was that easy!

I feel insignificant as a musician now...thank you, you guitar-playing douche...just when I thought I was all that, you come along and destroy my egocentric happy thoughts....

He's screwing with them, right? Nobody can possiblly pull that off with a straight face unless they are way crazy high or absolutely scewing with the people...either way is fine, but I still can't bring myself to click the "like" button because this video left me feeling confused and somehow unce...

So what I hear you saying is that the world is going to end.....and I should care why? At least I won't have to worry about paying taxes anymore...

Jesus was an alien, hence the 2,000 year (give or take) period between visits...he's an intergalactic social worker checking on our progress....not only that, we are imported fauna...we were originally deposited on Earth because we simply could not function in a polite galactic society...now we'r...

I bet he doesn't eat. doesn't sleep, doesn't poop, doesn't do anything a human does because he's a guitar playing cyborg sent from the future to enslave humanity...and a damned awesome one, at that.

Wow...all this banter reminds me of that scene in "The Pricess Bride" where Wesley is about to rescue Buttercup from the egomaniacal pseudo-genius, the one who goes on and on with faulty reasoning and grand assumptions until he drinks the poisoned cup....surely someone else can see the similarity...

I AM Bigfoot, and you people know nothing of my work. Please stop posting these bogus videos by my cousin Jasper...he's totally ruined my family's credibility with the cryptozoological community thanks to this damned site.....I do exist, but I live in New York city, NOT Washington state or Vancou...

Hey, Chuck Norris wants his Frisbee back!

I....haz a dream....that someday there will be a website called PooTube for shit videos just like this one!!!

wow.....I want what he's on...

Clearly, Cpt. Kirk is superior to Cpt. Piccard simply for the fact that HE DOESN'T WASTE HIS TIME ARGUING WITH NERDS ON YOUTUBE!!!!

I love how at 45 seconds the camera operator takes the time to stick his head between his legs to kiss his ass good-bye....classic!

Holy shit! He's a cyborg from the year 2112, here to put all other 21st Century guitar players to shame...bow before his awesome might and swear your allegiance to.........the Tommynator!

His facial expression remind me of my first orgasm.........."Derrrrrrrrr--geeeeeeeee---arghhhhderrrrrrr!­!!!".......Thanks for the nostalgia, Tommy!

Hey Bubfield, what kind of music do you like to play? Is your taste in listening and playing different? Please tell me you at least appreciate Vai?

Poor little guy....he was just trying to find some Reese's Pieces

Survey says: 1 out of 100 people thought there were tits on this video....so sorry, haters, just one bad ass granny bustin' some nice licks....keep on hating, she'll keep on kickin' yo' po' asses!

Ooops...I did it again

Goosebumps, Geez Les, I hope you have a hell a band in heaven......I hope that I can play that well when I'm old and falling apart at the seams......what a treasure.

34 people did not like this? How? Why? Realllllllly? If you didn't like this, I'm gonna need you to go screw yourself with your toothbrush....that'd be greaaattttttttttt....

EPIC FAIL, ASSHOLIO...LEARN TO SPELL AND PLEASE, PLEASE, FOR THE SAKE OF OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS, PLEASE DO NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THE GENE POOL...CAPS ATTACK ON YOUR SHITTY VIDEO......FAIL!!!

for the love of all that is good and proper, please die already and quit polluting YouTube with your freon voice...it scares the children...

CAPS ATTACK ON THE CRAPPY BRAINWASH VIDEO!!!

My penis is a better antenna than this wannabe Star Trek hunk-o-junk....simple point-and-click in-her-face.....

Martha Stewart, YOU are not....next time have your shit ready so I don't have to waste 1 minute of my life watching you look for pliers or scissors....this was very painful to watch, and only ever so slightly informative enough to be of any actual use....thanks for 12+ minutes of pain...I'll take...

drop her again....maybe she'll actually die next time

HOORAY FOR STUPID PEOPLE...YOU MAKE ME FEEL NORMAL!

note to self.......CONCRETE IS HARDER THAB YOUR FACE, DUDE....DUH

stupidity begets......what what in the butt? Eyebrow girl was more entertaining than your rehash of other people's crap....

It looks like a pile of Martian poop...I can see a piece of corn at 1:52.....

Jesus was an alien, and when he gets back he's gonna watch all this YouTube crap and wonder where he went wrong. Get ready folks, you should be scared...oooooooeeeooooooooooooeeeeeeeeoooooohhhhh!

golly Mrs. Cleaver, that's some lovely ganja you have...can I touch them?

WOW, from what barrel bottom did this half-baked idea get scraped? I actually laughed at this video so hard that I made stool in my Depends...maybe I sould post that, it would make about as much sense as "Happeh theory"....

how do they hold on to all that greasy weave?

I'll tell you what's up.....their weight, their pants size, and their food bill

good job, dad! way to spend some quality time with your kid! Take notes, people! This kid will outperform yours because WHY??? Thanks, dad!

You all ROCK!!! My girl and I do the SAME thing...take a chest of brew and hit the river, set some noodles and rip some lip...stupid kids don't know what they're missin'! good fish!!!

your video blows...I bet you eat fetuses for breakfast....then reguritate them to your offspring in the afternoon....asswipe