bratwurstspawnbaby

I twink rogues and harass unsuspecting people in the 10-19 bracket with my buddy Floust

It makes me feel like a big man

Forgotten Worlds dude has an orgasm shooting up mutants.

16-bit ninja noises, it's hardcore.

Hideous action figures of the Hollywood adaptation of the classic comic strip. Also featuring a crap watch you couldn't threaten a toddler to find ...

Dismal, forgettable toys loosely based on the movie. Kenner redeemed themselves by releasing a line of nicely sculpted albeit gimmicky Aliens figur...

Most historians have concluded that this advertisement initiated an era of shameless pandering to black people on the behalf of McDonalds.

To ever...

Plastic constructs that represent surface to air phallus fantasies for belligerent little boys.

Spastic neon stimuli cajoles Suave Rex & Gang into collusion with the triceratops bartender of an inclination towards unfettered tin consumption.

The movie's main monster takes residence in the surviving woman's womb! Catch a glimpse of black boots the monster wears because the budget was too...