Brad-- the amazing

Brad is actually not a paramedic-- he's a circus performer and a backup dancer for madonna, his favorite singer, when he's not at football practice. Madonna's "Live to Tell" is a favorite of his and his football team, UK. They sing it to their opponents to throw them off guard-- and so far, it's worked. He enjoys spicy food, the smell of linen and mandarin oranges, yoga, burning things, homosexuals, bowling, fighting global warming, petting small animals and feeding the alligator that lives in the lake near his house. And when he's not doing what he enjoys, he's complaining about the inadequacies of FDNY training. When he has some free time, he often goes with his biker gang to karaoke bars to have a good time and sharpen his ninja stars without his wife finding out about them. He has dreadlocks, one blue eye and one green eye, and braces.

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