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I can't stand this host. Why are your sentences so broken? YOU CAN HAZ CADENCE! And what's with the random inflection?!

Other people fall asleep to these?! I was sure I was alone. Long video left playing on my phone by my bed so I can listen while I drift off..

I remember being 6 years old when I found this by accident. My older brother flipped out, took the controller from me and proceeded to spend the next hour spending my hard earned lives. Come to think if it that sounds like my life now, cept my older bro is my wife.

this game makes me feel bad for rooting for either side.

@RayoPelayo I think she was betting on the "death" part...

at 4:40 I squealed in horror

Witches love sugar. They're obviously very emotional. They look disheveled. They are easily startled, and when they are they go ape shit. Obviously it's their period. Has all the hallmarks. No bra? Ditto. Blood covered elongated claw hands? There's no mystery here.

Dude, if im going to be questioned by the police for anything, I'm going to have a lawyer. Don't trust the police, it's your own fault if you waive the right to an attorney and they screw you.

@machtwo60 But its the Bermuda Triangle. The 30,000 foot wave probably went through a dimensional rift or some crap before it hit the shore. I bet it wiped out the dinosaurs... :O! It probably knocked the roswell UFO out of the sky too.

Well I am not superstitious, but people are born with broken minds. Since "evil" is more or less a subjective term, it seems logical that a child may indeed be born with a tendency towards behavior that is considered evil. So yes. You can be born evil. More often though I'm sure some other 'evil'...

Dont screw with texan women.

@tsexauer1 Peter Gabriel can suck my fat one

but twilight still sucks

also the graphics chip is soldered on, not replaceable.

that grandma began her spiral down into insanity the day she named her daughter Ladonna

i saw those needle bearings and shuddered. Hate those things.

all I saw was her name was cindy sexton. teehee.

I want Hawaiian punch... wait, or do I want boobs? I can't tell. they're both so prominent. might as well start with the punch I guess.

Do not taunt Wii.

Screw you Nintendo. Nobody wants 3d. Your handheld is featureless and feels like a toy. Go die.

If im ever flying a jet, i'll make sure not to shoot my fuel bars.

Its 3 am, on a cold, rainy night. I can't sleep, so im watching unsolved mysteries and other spooky stuff on my phone in bed. Then 00:46 happened 5 inches from my face. I screamed like a bitch.

loop 3:33 to 3:39.

At 4:40 I see Night Trap. You know your console is going nowhere if you have to advertise Night Trap on television. GG Sega.

aliens.

looks like people have been feeding another troll here...but at least the poor all caps troll gets to eat! :3

@MegaDerek2011 It's to spread wear evenly between the two sides of the bar. Every few sharpenings I flip my bar over.

Yeah, one of the top selling points of Azumanga Daioh is the perfect voice casting. Osaka is perfect in Japanese. Chiyo is perfect in Japanese. Sakaki... don't get me started. Just leave it the way it should be.

Do you ever pee on the side of the toilet, next to the water, to make it quieter?

kill... it....... with......... fire

IT TOOK ME 6 HOURS TO FIND THE BEST ONE ON YOUTUBE!!! FML

Best ad ever?

chuck norris musta taken a wizz in your oil.. that thing is straight up shanked

What I'm wondering is how does the engine stay cool? It doesn't look like there is any forced air over the cylinder head. I wouldn't think being passively cooled would work that well for a lawn mower.

Games with bad old retro graphics can still be intelligible. WTF is going on here?!

We gamers never think of the monsters' families. What about the ghost monsters? What about yoshis wife and kids all those times I let him fall down pits to his death? Im having a crisis