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Aw, I wanted him to suffer moooooooore...

@Imatrollyay I loved the show myself, but I felt that Hush was scarier than ALL the other episodes combined.

So it's either go with Miranda/Jacob and have an arousing romance scene, but you end up hooking up with a personality-free blandy-blanderson, or go with Tali/Jack/Garrus/Thane and have a legitimate romance scene where you actually CARE about your romance interest.

Wait. Stop. Don't. ...Well, I tried.

Please tell me you're gonna do an animation of "Brad is oficially an asshole" (actual vid name)

Forest Whitaker should've let Bella die of that seizure in the panic room.

I saw my dead father casting a magic spell. Why is that so strange to you?

SB: *roar*

Me: OH SHIT, he's gonna tear me apart with his bare hands!!

SB: *pulls out gun*

Me: Oh.

The FUCK. The new youtube made me completely miss this.

He tried acting, it nearly KILLED him!

Well, what're you gonna do? No movement around here, guess I'll-- saaAAAAaaayyy...

No.

Just... no.

Her old voice was just fine. The original scene was a personal love letter from Hasbro to the Herd, and now they've come around saying they'd like to burn that letter.

WHAT IS THAT?! THANKS FOR SAVING MY LIFE, BY THE WAY.

@horaciosi just because they're making fun of the movie doesn't mean they hate it.

Just came from his review of Darkness 2.

What a long, strange, vulgar trip it's been.

Damn you, green lightbulb! Damn yoooouuuu!!!!

Then Patrick Stewart bursts into the room and shouts "GET OUT OF MY CHAIR."

Just sleeping with my glasses on like I always do.

Honk shoe honk shoe...

*looks up "somebody to love"*

*first vid that comes up is bieber*

T_T

1:53

I will say that, in the VERY FEW TIMES when you can tell what the fuck is going on, these movies do LOOK fine. Shame about every single other aspect of the movie being absolute shit.

*shrill gasp*

I LOVE THIS FUCKING GAAAAME

Ssssssssmokiiiiiinnnnn...

*just beat Maleficent Dragon*

GOD. Well, the next battle should be cake in comparison.

*ten minutes later, I'm properly resetting my jaw*

FOR FUCKS SAKE.

There IS sorcery in this world! They made this movie watchable!

"Pinkie spent the day yelling at the babies."

"Yeah, she yelled herself horse."

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO.

@Littlemandude11 ...wait, you can stop?

"All right, dude, I watched the first episode."

"Tell me what happens, then."

"Well, Twilight Princess meets--"

"*vid*"

...Heh. "Mane"-iac.

The points don't matter. The points are like the promise you make to yourself that this is the last Whose Line video.

I haven't played the game, I heard the gameplay is all right, but I did see the intro cutscenes.

Now, you listen closely to Samus' internal monologue and tell me that it sounds like a woman full of complexity, and NOT a woman who put valium into her suit instead of oxygen, with a straight face. ...

During the darkest time of my life (Seeing this "movie), I wanted to stand up and scream

IT'S NOT PRONOUNCED "AHNG", IT'S "AY-NG".

NOT PRONOUNCED "SOAK-A", IT'S "SOCK-A"

Here's a brilliant plan do deal with Bay; Let him make a really expensive movie...

AND THEN DON'T SEE IT. Movie theaters, don't bother ordering the reels. Movie goers, don't see it. You're a parent and your child wants to see it? Tell em "Tough shit, those movies are terrible." Do you actually e...

6:12 "Have a seat."

That was actually really badass, Toby.

I will say that Toby learns quickly from his mistakes in this game. I'm impressed. Though when he reached this part I thought he'd call the episode something like "SPIDER OWNAGE"

*incoming brony comment*

"MLP is SO GREAT! The characters are awesome! There's Rarity, and there's Applejack... AND THERE'S PINKIE PIE.

FOR FAR TOO LONG YOU HAVE RESISTED THE PLEASURES OF MY LITTLE PONY. BUT NOW THAT SHALL END. THEIR LOVE AND TOLERANCE SHALL ENCOMPASS ALL OF THE WORLD. AND EVERY...

*starts blubbering with misery*

Wait. She has a love for all animals, but she fed WORMS to BIRDS.

...Ow, my head hurts...

Okay, Hasbro's just fucking with us now.

Ya rly.

Nice progress so far, Toby. I'm excited for your encounter with the...

...You know, I'll let you figure it out. >:)