Boogie used to be a worm farmer in a small galaxy east of the crab nebula. He came to earth in search of tasty snacks, recycled nintendos, and women. Hot, stanky women.

Unfortunately his worm farming brain could not be prepared for how goddamned delicious earth food is, and after only a matter of days he was the size pictured here. Somewhere in the neighborhood of... oh i dont know... A MILLION POUNDS.

In addition to eating ham, he plays World of Warcraft, Magic the Gathering, and such. He works part time at a local gaming store, and does this youtube thing for fun.

Also sometimes, and i'm not even sure this is worth mentioning, he crawls into your room and touches you when you sleep. Most of the time on the butt.